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1 person found this review helpful
15.7 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I'm sorry, Ndemic... I wanted to love this game, I really did... I play it obsessively on my phone, and I have been playing Plague Inc for years and backed its Kickstarter! But this? This *crashed my PC*! Over and over and over again, my PC is simply turning itself off with no forewarning, and no pattern to the shutdown other-than *one* thing: REBEL INC... I've tried playing other games (specifically high spec requirements ones) to see if it would happen with any others, and I have kept-an-eye on my Task Manager to see if my computer is overheating or something, but I am finding *nothing*. I fudging love your games and I bought this expecting the same excellence that I have become accustomed to... only to be forced to uninstall and await a time when it will be fixed, and therefore playable. Almost two hours of gameplay and I haven't even completed level one on the easiest difficult setting, because I literally *can't* because of all the crashing... *PLEASE FIX YOUR GAME AND STOP MURDERING MY PC!* Thanks so much in-advance, and all my very best to all the devs.
Posted June 30, 2020.
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1,050.1 hrs on record (915.2 hrs at review time)
I finished this last year, many, many months ago. It took me fifty-four hours haha! I have every single Achievement so I no loner play it. I occassionally re-install to see whether-or-not there are new Achievements. Please, developers, can we have new Achievements? :-)
Posted March 8, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
39.0 hrs on record (21.7 hrs at review time)
This is by far the best typing game ever, ever made, and I have played a LOT of typing games lol! It is relaxing, challenging, atmospheric, intriguing, and it even has multiple game modes, leaderboards, and automatically adjusting difficulty (optional)! My only problem is ocassional crashes, but I think that is because of my system, not the game programming. Highly recommended!
Posted February 28, 2017.
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4.7 hrs on record
Hm... I love this game... BUT it is quite "buggy" (lots of faults in the way the game works, or rather does not work)... For instance, the more heroes you have or the bigger the boss you are fighting, the slower the game will be and the less responsive your clicks are, but the worst bug is the one where the user interface is completely lost and your clicks are not registered and the game does not progress at all etc and you have to close and re-open the game. I would recommend this, were it not for the bugs, but sadly, as-is, I cannot recommend it.
Posted February 5, 2017. Last edited March 11, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
I really, really wanted to love this game. Match three, but with steampunk, and it is an indie. However, I cannot, sadly, recommend this game. There is potential here but the game controls are slow, unreliable and to be honest quite annoying and I went through many levels to return the next day and find that although I had unlocked the bosses in the boss mode (after having defeated them in story mode) but my main game had reset to the tutorial, thereby having lost me nearly an hour of game progress. I am greatly unimpressed, I am sorry to say... I hope their next game is better! Lots of potential here, but poorly realised. Thank you for reading.
Posted February 3, 2017.
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11.6 hrs on record (11.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I love casual clicker games and this is fun, but utterly pointless with its lack of achievements. I play these games for killing time and gaining achievements. Please add achievements! Thank you.
Posted January 14, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
I am sorry, but no matter how much I adore typing and gaming, this is a bad combination of the two and a generally horrible experience, which truly ended badly when the word "♥♥♥♥" (also known as "see you next tuesday") came into my view as something that needed to be typed. I was shocked and offended and instantly closed the game, never to open it again. DO NOT LET CHILDREN PLAY THIS.

If you want a typing game, I suggest Typing Of The Dead, or for a family friendly experience, Epistory: A Typing Experience.
Posted November 16, 2016. Last edited November 16, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Alas, I really wanted to love this game and I was really looking forward to it, but once it loaded it was an utter bore. Repetitive nonsense with awkward controls and the only real "scares" I got were my housemate randomly jumping up from behind me in the dark (meannie!) and how much the game killed my laptop's memory when I decided I wanted to close it... It took upwards of twenty minutes to close the darned thing! Not recommended, sorry. I am super-pleased that the developers have not charged for this and I wish them all the best for future games, but this was just not for me.
Posted June 11, 2016.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
I really, really wanted to love this game. But alas, I actually hated my entire experience with it...

I went straight in to "New Game" and had no clue about controls or what to do. It took a good ten minutes - inclusive of a YouTube play-through viewing - to realise the controls. Already I am disliking the amount of time and effort just to get out of my blasted cave...

Atop this is the appaling camera. I am aware that this is an independent game and that "auto" camera is unlikely, but the manual nature of it is extremely irritating, given my constant (every few seconds, perhaps ten or fifteen seconds if I have been walking in a straight line for some time) need to adjust it. If you turn around, you will need to move the camera. If there is an object or scenery item near you, you will need to move the camera. It is that simple.

Then there are the action controls. They are simple enough! One key to do some sort of action such as removing a plant from the ground or giving something to your babies. However, it almost never seems to blooming work! In particular, I was never able to interact with a fruit tree to make it drop its fruit for my babies, which means they will probably die of hunger soon...

Alas, a wonderful concept, beautiful art and world, relaxing and immersive soundtrack... but let-down by OBYSMAL controls!.. I am hoping that the sequel will have better controls...
Posted May 24, 2016.
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45 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This is a great concept, but alas, unplayable for those of us who do not have controllers and only use our mouse and keyboard... The description should clearly state this, and I hope that it gets updated with standard PC controls... I am very disappointed...
Posted May 11, 2016.
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