Posted: February 24
A big fan here of the old Duke 3D games on the Build Engine back in the day.
As for the uber-ly-long-awaited "Duke Nukem Forever":
One of the most overrated, boring, feces swallowing, worst FPS games ever made.
-Nice graphics/mechanics with slightly outdated engine
-Sometimes the action is action-pack Hollywood movie style
-Not Bloody/Gory enough
-Too much very behind the times FPS gameplay
-You always run out of ammo/weaps, whereas in old FPS, ammo crates/weaps everywhere so what the hell?
-The previous is to the point of ridiculouslness (fire gun 10 times and time to loot another gun. C'MON! already)
-Duke is a putrid A-hole
-Most tasteless humor ever, it's also brutal which makes it worse because it is just no fun, no funny. They try WAY too hard to the point seems phony, contrived. Makes you want to puke.
-Duke in Duke 3D was bad-♥♥♥ and offensive but in a "kick-butt/chew bubblegum way". Here, he is such an A-hole and uncool, you wish he would die.
-Too many linear "scripted" levels incuding mind-crushing monotany and boredom
-Cheating computer AI, cheating boss-fights, and super-lame "jumping puzzles" (I thought we grew out of that in the 90s????)
-Weapons waaay to underpowered. Any weap Duke picks up, works like a bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that went uber-limp in his hands. LOL.
This game is only worth $3 at the most, and at the worst.
It should be Free.
It's simply no fun, obnoxious, and most of all, totally humorless.
Reminds me of Jackazz from MTV, and how they always did these "forced" laughs.
This whole game is a giant "forced" laugh to the point it's unplayable and repulsive.
So bad to the point you will be surprised they didn't include a "laugh track".