5 Steps to Demoralize your entire team and make them think you lose.

[Justin]

1. In the loading phase say "xd me mid"
2. Pick pudge, invoker, or shadow fiend instantly
3. Walk mid, but DO NOT block under any circumstance.
4. Everytime someone dies say "Well Played" 4 times
5. Anytime someone is better than you say "report (insert hero name here's name, but it's spelled wrong)

Congratsulations! You have completed you 5 step tutorial!

[Petra]

1. cyka i mid bliat / oe agg i mid ctmr
2. random in all pick, then repick and pick pudge
3. lose rune
4. cyka noob / ps noob
5. rage quit

[Ninjabutter]

I prefer typing random Cyrillic characters into the chat so they think I'm Russian. Doesn't matter what it says; the non-Russian players won't understand it and the Russian ones won't read it anyway.

[pannicatack]

Ask for commendations.

[Petra]

Originally posted by pannicatack:

Ask for commendations.

""""comment me""""

[z0rdôN]

ping the map for every little thing at least twenty times

[Justin]

Originally posted by z0rdôN:

ping the map for every little thing at least twenty times

Yeah I played with someone like that earlier today. Foreign pudge who'd say WARDS in chat then ping where he wanted them with the annoying X's like 10 times