I had a blast (and a slash) playing through the story and subsequent DLC.

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---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Mehh, nothing special
☐ Good
☐ Very good
☑ So fun!

---{ Story }---
☐ No story
☐ Not great
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Captivating
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Graphics }---
☐ MS-DOS
☐ Bad
☐ Decent
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece
☐ You forget what reality is

---{ Audio }---
☐ I wish I was deaf
☐ Bad
☐ Not too bad
☑ Good
☐ Very good
☐ Eargasm

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Moderate
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Unforgiving
☐ Difficult
☐ Souls-like

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Average grind level
☐ A bit grindy sometimes
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ Depends on you
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Infested and broken

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Price }---
☐ You could also just burn your money
☐ Not recommended
☐ If you have a spare coin
☑ If it's on sale
☐ Worth the price
☐ It's free!

---{ Audience }---
☐ Everyone
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults

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