ATTENTION BORDERLAND 2 PLAYERS!

[Vegan Velociraptor]

My Dear Fellow Pandorans,

My name is Dr. Mbaki Naiyeju, a former Senior Assistant General in The Concordia Liberation Front, currently assigned the position of Managing Bank Director of the National Vault Bank of Elpis.

I present to you an urgent and confidential request: We are now conducting a standard process investigation/Recommendation on behalf of the Hyperion Corporation.

The investigation involves a client who shares a surname with you and who left a Legendary Siren Class Mod lvl 30 when dying under suspicious circumstances. Our honourable client left no nominated successor in title, and we need to get rid of it from our vaults as we need to steam clean them before commencing our Mercenary Day decorations.

The essence of this communication with you is to request that you provide us with a reply that you are indeed an honourable lady covered with tattooes and accept to inherit. You are required to answer this question to enable us make our recommendation.

We at the National Vault Bank of Elpis are confident that this is an unprecendented opportunity for you to take advantage of modern technology,

I await your response by return while assuring you that the transaction is absolutely risk free (in complete confidence).

Kindly reply me immediately as time of the essence. Our Steam Cleaner is standing by and awaiting your help. I will be glad to hear from you soonest.



Most Regards,
Dr. Mbaki Naiyeju


PS. Please note again that this transaction is strictly confidential and as such should be kept secret. Be rest assured that this transaction is 100% risk free.

[turDucken]

very creative but i aint dropped no mod sry