I need a funny/clever name for my sharp dresser

[Easy Vock]

Any ideas?

[Solaris]

First one made me cringe in pain

Anyways:
Name: Free spinal rape
Desc: I'll carress your back gently with my hand...and knife

[mr internet (fake)]

Are you 11 years old or something?

Also: "Dislocated Wrist"
"Please help this is actually seriously hurting me"

[Umbrella Incorporated]

The first one will get you banned and possibly have the item deleted or at least reset.
The second one would achieve the same but people will laugh at you considerably more until that happens.
My suggestion is to grow up, apply some common sense and try again.

[Easy Vock]

Originally posted by Sir Spookshire of Spooksville:

Are you 11 years old or something?

Nah, it's what I could think of.

[the beekeeper]

Originally posted by Umbrella Incorporated:

The first one will get you banned and possibly have the item deleted or at least reset.
The second one would achieve the same but people will laugh at you considerably more until that happens.
My suggestion is to grow up, apply some common sense and try again.

[Solaris]

Originally posted by Umbrella Incorporated:

The first one will get you banned and possibly have the item deleted or at least reset.
The second one would achieve the same but people will laugh at you considerably more until that happens.
My suggestion is to grow up, apply some common sense and try again.

+1

[Solaris]

Originally posted by Sinser Woulfie:

Originally posted by Sir Spookshire of Spooksville:

Are you 11 years old or something?

Nah, it's what I could think of.

Please clean your mind, grow up and restart

[Easy Vock]

Originally posted by Umbrella Incorporated:

The first one will get you banned and possibly have the item deleted or at least reset.
The second one would achieve the same but people will laugh at you considerably more until that happens.
My suggestion is to grow up, apply some common sense and try again.

Hm, I didn't know these kind of names result in item deletion, a freidn of mine has done names way worse, for months, she still has the renamed item.

[Easy Vock]

Okay, I'm not asking for criticizing me and asking me to grow up, I'm asking for a clever/funny name for my sharp dresser.

[Pwnage Peanut]

"Slap my hand!"

"I assure you this is not a trick!"

[00_01_02_03_04_05_06_07_08_09_10]

Name: "I am obviously unarmed."
Desc: "It wasn't obvious that I lied."

[Captain Froggy]

I have a great one:
Name: Suprise
Desc: Hope you like it!

[trouter]

*Windows 98 startup sounds*

If all you can think of is genital/anal "humour" (read: childish nonsense), I suggest trying again. Names that are actually clever make people laugh, naming anything something like that just makes them think "is this person ten years old?"

(Case in point: I saw a guy whose Original was named "penis" and frankly it wasn't funny at all. Then I saw a guy who had a strange one named "I was going to make a pun..." and described as "...but I couldn't think of anything Original." It was quite a popular weapon.)

On topic, though, I'd name it "Carpal Tunnel."

[Easy Vock]

Originally posted by εpsilon (B-Day...Yesterday):

*Windows 98 startup sounds*

If all you can think of is genital/anal "humour" (read: childish nonsense), I suggest trying again. Names that are actually clever make people laugh, naming anything something like that just makes them think "is this person ten years old?"

(Case in point: I saw a guy whose Original was named "penis" and frankly it wasn't funny at all. Then I saw a guy who had a strange one named "I was going to make a pun..." and described as "...but I couldn't think of anything Original." It was quite a popular weapon.)

On topic, though, I'd name it "Carpal Tunnel."

Good point, I respect that.

[Danjin, Master of Skelenomics]

The Cutthroat Cufflink.