Potted Plants.

[Almy the Alien]

We have bread now, but heck we may as well just roll
around in pig sh*t instead of play this game because there
aren't any potted plants.

I mean sure, bread is good, but come ON, WHAT IS
THE FREAKIN' POINT OF FREAKIN' PLAYING A FREAKIN'
GAME WITHOUT ANY FREAKIN' POTTED DAISIES?!?!

[Almy the Alien]

Цитата допису Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart:

So is there a reason for the words you tried to put together in a poem?

To express how smurt I r.

[FiveOh]

Pop-Tart Master Race.

[Almy the Alien]

Цитата допису Merchant:

Pop-Tart Master Race.

NEVER! LONG LIVE THE FERNS!!

[Chrodon]

Potted Gravel is more amusing.

[Pealover]

Цитата допису Soopa (CAPTAIN JUSTICE MAN):

We have bread now, but heck we may as well just roll
around in pig ♥♥♥♥ instead of play this game because there
aren't any potted plants.

I mean sure, bread is good, but come ON, WHAT IS
THE FREAKIN' POINT OF FREAKIN' PLAYING A FREAKIN'
GAME WITHOUT ANY FREAKIN' POTTED DAISIES?!?!

Here you go *puts Peashooter and kills you*

[Almy the Alien]

Цитата допису Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart:

Цитата допису Soopa (CAPTAIN JUSTICE MAN):

To express how smurt I r.

But of course, I'm pretty sure you graduated first in your Special Ed's class....

I'd like to know exactly how you know that. That was a closely
guarded secret.

[Zel]

Bread will always live... always

[Joshua Kurayami]

Цитата допису -hill-Calica:

Bread will always live... always

In heavy's belly.

Nom nom nom.

[Almy the Alien]

Цитата допису -hill-Calica:

Bread will always live...always

I'm not saying bread is a BAD thing. Quite the contrary, it's one of the
best additions to the game ever! All I'm saying is that adding potted plants
would make it EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jingle]

There's a potted plant in Call of Duty.

Ergo, Potted Plants would diminish the quality of the game.

[Almy the Alien]

Цитата допису Jingle Pyro:

There's a potted plant in Call of Duty.

Ergo, Potted Plants would diminish the quality of the game.

There's also a potted plant in Yoshi's Island. In fact, there are SEVERAL
potted plants in Yoshi's Island.

Yoshi's Island > Call of Duty

Therefor:

More potted plants > Less potted plants

[papershrimp]

This is comic gold, you should write this stuff down... potted plants, pure jesus just complete jesus bravo

[Almy the Alien]

I mean come on guys they're so BADASS!!!

I'd like to see YOU catch a fly in your mouth. Venus
flytrap = pure MLG pro skill.

And let's not forget they fight off zombies, dinosaurs and even aliens!

[papershrimp]

Цитата допису Soopa (CAPTAIN JUSTICE MAN):

I mean come on guys they're so BADASS!!!

I'd like to see YOU catch a fly in your mouth. Venus
flytrap = pure MLG pro skill.

And let's not forget they fight off zombies, dinosaurs and even aliens!

Oh wow THIS GUY IS ON FIRE, haha... This is the best potted plant material I think I have ever heard... Nice flytrap reference I properly lold at that... What kind of pots do you prefair? (get ready guys our sides are about to be split)

[Almy the Alien]

I prefer pots made of......














terra cotta.