Posted: April 22
There is no read-me and no instructions for this game. So you don't know what to do. And I don't mean you're confused by some aspects of the game. I mean you do not know how to interact with the game or accomplish anything.
Here was my experience. I loaded the game, and it gave me a choice of a few games to play through. I chose the easiest one that was suggested by the game as the easiest one, for beginners. So I clicked on that one.
The game loads in. I am looking at a map of Europe. There are chits all over the map. I can click on the chits and they make noises. I don't know what the chits represent or how to interact with them. I click on everything, push all the buttons on my keyboard, and can't do anything but make noises when I click on chits.
I thought it was a bug, so I quit and restarted. Same thing. I looked for a how-to-play or a manual or anything. Nope. I guess this is a game made for people that already knew how to play Hearts of Iron 1 or 2?
So the game is just looking at a map you can't interact with.
♥♥♥♥ this game in every orifice with a lava ♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ing ridiculous ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Look, it says I've played it for 1.1 hours. I spent 1.1 hours trying to figure out how to do ANYTHING and was unable to. Great game!
(for me to poop on)