Project Zomboid

Project Zomboid

Cheese Memes
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Orc  [developer] Feb 8, 2023 @ 6:57pm
What's in the mod?
Below is a listing of everything that's included in the mod. Consider this a spoiler and stop reading now if you wish to have any surprises.

  • Main Menu (if mod globally enabled)
    • When lightning flashes, Cheese can be seen in the window
  • Player Textures
    • Changed all human models to be wearing G-Strings
    • Resolves an issue where underwear was visible under panties
    • Especially on males, but also on some female models
  • Streamer Profession
    • Comes with a SmallPP and Night Owl perks
    • Also +1 to Small Blunt (you know, because of the small PP)
    • Start with Cheese & Sexy Cheese T-Shirts (based on sex)
    • Get gamer glasses and shout Cheesisms (see below)
  • Katanya Harding
    • Looks like a sword but is a long blunt
    • Absolute ♥♥♥♥ damage, better at longblunt 5+
    • 100% chance to cripple a zombie and make them a crawler
    • 10% chance when crippling a female zombie she cries out "Whyyyyyyyy"
    • Can be crafted by taking a katana and blunting the blade with a hammer
    • Spawns after day 60 (just like katana) inside zombies
    • Does not spawn in loot containers
  • Axl Rose
    • Half as much damage and crit as a fire axe
    • Twice as much durability than a fire axe
    • At low level axe skills, it takes more hits to kill
    • At high level axe skills, it still one hits
    • ~1% chance on hit to melt faces (lights on fire)
    • Craftable using FireAxe, NoiseMaker and BlowTorch
    • Spawns after day 15 (just like axes) inside zombies
    • Does not spawn in loot containers
  • Crowbarski
    • Only spawns in dead zombies after 10 days
    • Immediately breaks on hit and creates glass on ground
    • With Paper/Pen you can Create a Certificate of Authenticity
    • A Certificate is generated in inventory with all the details
      • The last 4 digits of the Item ID determines it's value.
      • Pretends to be xxxx of 10000 published.
      • Closer to 10000 you are, the less valuable it is
      • ID x 4269 = Value (generally millions)
      • If Broken, value automatically limited to 0
  • Crowbarski Necklace
    • Spawns in Jewelry and Antique stores
    • May also be hidden in plank stashes
    • Wearable jewelry with no effect
    • Tribute to Jenny and Kraesk
  • R4K's Book
    • Only spawns in garbage cans
    • Appears to be a gigachad book
    • When read immediately puts you to sleep
    • When asleep, snoring can be heard for 5 tiles
  • Server Automation for Dummies
    • Spawns in Bookstores and Electronic Areas
    • Reduces boredom but increases stress
    • Written by R4K and Orc
  • Poss Soda
    • Spawns generally anywhere Orange soda can spawn
    • Contains more drink and more calories but less hunger reduction
    • More than likely causes clothing to become wet from over hydration
    • Tribute to "!dammitposs" and their hydrate abuse
  • Kit Kar Bar
    • Spawns anywhere chocolate bars can spawn, though less frequently
    • When opened up splits into 4 Kit Kat Fingers
    • Tooltip is a reference to the Office
    • Tribute to Dark Moriarti and his ridiculous naming conventions (Fingers)
  • Charlie's Legos
    • A box of legos that spawns in Toy/Gift Stores and Daycares
    • When opened produces 20 Bricks and an instruction manual
    • When read, manual teaches you to make Charlie's Trophy #1 and #2
    • Manual very rarely spawns alone in a child's warddrope
    • When trophies are crafted, PAWS music plays to entertain your inner child
    • Both Trophies can be disassembled to return the original Bricks
    • Both Trophies can be placed on the ground or attached to backpacks
  • Tiny Dolly
    • Spawns randomly in the world where regular Doll can spawn
    • Is backpack attachable (AuthZ/Noir)
  • Big Dolly
    • Spawns very rarely in the world where regualr Doll can spawn
    • Is backpack attachable (AuthZ/Noir)
    • Can be crafted with regular dolls and Thread
  • MEGA DOLLY
    • Does not spawn in world
    • Can only be crafted with corpses, metal working and big dollies
    • Once placed in world, DEMANDS feedings
    • Dolly reacts to each feeding with pre-programmed voice lines
    • Very rarely, dolly will be pleased with your offering. Usually she's indifferent
    • When pleased, dolly will grant you with a reward
    • Rewards are 100% random and pulled from a list of every known item on the server
  • Gamer Glasses
    • Spawns in Optomitrist and Child-like areas
    • Never falls off, has 2 scratch defense to Eyes
    • Improves combat efficienty by 0.01
    • Ocassionally makes you say stupid ♥♥♥♥
  • Branded T-Shirts
    • Cheese and Sexy Cheese logo T-Shirts spawn in world
    • Clothing stores, bedrooms, crates, etc.
  • Sniffable Gnomes
    • David the Gnome (vanilla) sniffable if you're within 1 square tile of him
    • Gnomey/TinyGnome (DylansTiles) sniffable if you're within 1 square of them
    • He laughs when he's sniffed
    • 90% of the time, minor emote and text
    • 10% of the time, loudly announce your degeneracy and get a little tipsy
  • Remma The Rat
    • Stuffed Rat Plushie
    • Spawns same places as other animal plushies
    • Backpack compatible (AuthZ/Noir)
    • Tribute to GemmyMonster
  • Edible Junk
    • Crayons and Toothpaste are now edible
    • Still maintains original functioanlity
    • Reduces Hunger by 1
  • Clay Figurines
    • Spiffo, Axe and Crowbar figurines
    • Spawns in Gift/Toy areas
    • Tribute to SheWolf's 2023 Holiday gifts
  • Harry Potter Wands
    • Generated from the Community's "Wizarding World" Quizzes
    • Spawns rarely in school desk and lockers
    • Occassionaly appears in Student and Teacher zombies
    • Acts as a Small Knife when attacking
  • Dark's Protection Pants
    • Semen stained underwear that offers "Dribble" protection
    • Includes a Moriarti Tramp stamp and skid marks
    • Spawns most commonly in laundry loads, very rarely in bedrooms
    • Tribute to Dark Moriarti and his ridiculous concept of postcoital hygiene
  • Cheese Burger Watch
    • A Watch with a cheese burger interface and custom alert
    • Spawns in similiar places to regular watches (and trash cans)
    • Inspired by Monmouth County's Kitty Watch (SOOOO CUTE)
  • Notable Dates
    • Some noteable dates are programmed to trigger at midnight
    • Just adds simple text above the player's head noting the day's significance
  • Posters: Spiffo
    • Promotional Poster Package #1 contains generic spiffo posters
      • Only spawns in spiffo stores
      • When unpacked you get "Merry Spiffmas", "Don't be Blue" and "Stay Warm"
    • Promotional Poster Package #2 contains aggressive spiffo posters
      • Spawns in GunStore cabinets
      • When unpacked has "Be Prepared" and "They're Coming"
    • Hit Vids rarely has 2 posters
      • "Spiffo Gremlins"
      • "Siffo Wick"
  • Posters: Bill Murray
    • Teen Beat Magazine Spawns in Classrooms, magazine racks & kid rooms
    • Magazine can be opened to extract a poster
    • 1 of 4 posters are randomly generated for you
  • Posters: Movies
    • A Box of posters may appear at HitVid stores
    • Individual posters appear in VHS Crates and Hobbie spawns
    • Harry Potter sometimes spawns in children's bedrooms
  • Posters: Charlie
    • A Photo Album contains 2 posters of Charlie
    • Photo Album spawns in Living Room shelves and tables
  • Posters: Cheese Art
    • 4 Different tabloids spawn in world
    • Each tabloid gives you 2 different posters for 8 total
    • A "Backup: Cheese Art 1" CD exists in world
    • Can be used when standing near a computer
    • Power not required
    • Extracts all 8 posters into your inventory and not consumed
  • Text
    • Load screen text is changed
    • Shouts are changed
    • Sneaking Shouts are changed
    • Encumbrance renamed to Encummies
    • Fillibuster JPVan renamed to "JP Jeep"
Last edited by Orc; Mar 3, 2023 @ 7:31pm
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Orc  [developer] Feb 8, 2023 @ 6:57pm 
Item IDs
  • Base.AxelRose
  • Base.BookServerAutomation
  • Base.BoxOfMoviePromotional01
  • Base.BoxOfSpiffoPromotional01
  • Base.BoxOfSpiffoPromotional02
  • Base.BigDolly
  • Base.CharliePosterBook
  • Base.CharliesLegoManual
  • Base.CharliesLegoBox
  • Base.CharliesTrophy1
  • Base.CharliesTrophy2
  • Base.Crowbarski
  • Base.CrowbarskiNecklace
  • Base.CrowbarskiCertificate
  • Base.DarkProtectionPants
  • Base.DiskCheese1
  • Base.GlassesCheeseGamer
  • Base.KatanyaHarding
  • Base.KitKarBar
  • Base.KitKatFinger
  • Base.MagazineCheese1
  • Base.MagazineCheese2
  • Base.MagazineCheese3
  • Base.MagazineCheese4
  • Base.MagazineOfBillMurray
  • Base.MegaDolly
  • Base.R4ksbook
  • Base.RemmyRat
  • Base.PossSoda
  • Base.PotterWandCheese
  • Base.PotterWandGeek
  • Base.PotterWandJenny
  • Base.PotterWandMadMax
  • Base.PotterWandSam
  • Base.PotterWandShewolf
  • Base.PotterWandOrc
  • Base.PotterWandUnstoppable
  • Base.SamuelNightstick
  • Base.TinyDolly
  • Base.TShirtRoyaleWithCheese
  • Base.TShirtJennyShakes

Poster IDs
  • Base.CharliePoster01
  • Base.CharliePoster02
  • Base.CheesePosterBill01
  • Base.CheesePosterBill02
  • Base.CheesePosterBill03
  • Base.CheesePosterBill04
  • Base.CheesePosterBill05
  • Base.CheesePosterCheese01
  • Base.CheesePosterCheese02
  • Base.CheesePosterCheese03
  • Base.CheesePosterCheese04
  • Base.CheesePosterCheese05
  • Base.CheesePosterCheese06
  • Base.CheesePosterCheese07
  • Base.CheesePosterCheese08
  • Base.CheesePosterMovie01
  • Base.CheesePosterMovie02
  • Base.CheesePosterMovie03
  • Base.CheesePosterSpiffo01
  • Base.CheesePosterSpiffo02
  • Base.CheesePosterSpiffo03
  • Base.CheesePosterSpiffo04
  • Base.CheesePosterSpiffo05
  • Base.CheesePosterSpiffo06
  • Base.CheesePosterSpiffo07
  • Base.CheesePosterZombie01
  • Base.CheesePosterZombie02
Last edited by Orc; Feb 16, 2023 @ 8:13am
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