Gabe, Mr. Newell, we know there is some secretive battle going on within the confines of Valve HQ to have this legendary treasure of TF2 history banned and unbanned repeatedly. Admittedly we understand that the Madcap will never be reintroduced into the game, but it's coming up on Christmas so I have a wish for our Lord Gaben.

You have neglected, abandoned, and forsaken us. When all hope seemed lost after years you rid us of the bots when the crisis had us at our wits end. We have come to terms that we shall never get another major update.

But then you raised our hopes and then smashed them into pieces when you fixed Blu Scout's pants and then reverted it due to "treadmill work". Please this Smissmass make it worth the weight, give us Big Slappy so we can die happy.

Sincerely, the ever insane Team Fortress 2 community.