I apologize again, but I just couldn't help myself! I have a ton of nostalgia for TSSMG and playing through this beautiful recreation stirred something... so I went out of my way to write down all of the missions of EVERY other level in the game past this one with a aHiT twist! If this at all interests you... then go ahead and read.

(Post-"I'm Ready... Depression.")
"Shortly after we left the Goofy Goobers, we were confronted by some huge Fish Man with a bag on his head called "King Neptune", who immediately started accusing Bow Kid of stealing his crown! I don't know what she got up to once I blacked out from all that Ice Cream but I doubt it was something THAT bad, but he wouldn't hear it.
I volunteered to go all the way to this "Shell City" Place to get his crown back for him if it meant leaving us alone, and thankfully he accepted, but he also froze Bow Kid solid!
He WAS going to give me 10 Days to get the crown, but apparently Mustache Girl was around and heard what happened, and thanks to her attitude... it got shortened down to 6. On the bright side though, she's more then willing to tag along to help, in her own words she owed me after I threw her a spare Time Piece despite everything she did. Apparently my Spaceship can't just teleport us to Shell City... so we're going to have to go the long way, good thing I held onto my "secret weapon"!


Sand-Mobile Driving 101 (Driving)
Summary: "Its time to start our Journey to get the King's Crown and save Bow Kid! But first... we have to drive through this strange city to get to the County Line. So we're taking the best transportation a Kid could have, my Sand-Mobile! And yes, it works just fine on Roads too."

Tokens.
"Escape from Bikini Bottom": (Status: Are they all renovating?)

"Time Trial": (Status: Speedy!)

"Ring Challenge": (Status: Bad memories...)

"Manly Time Trial": (Status: REALLY speedy!)



Three... Thousand-Miles to Shell City (Platforming: Hat Kid (Requires Ice Hat))
Summary: "We finally made it to the edge of the City, where we met some of the locals, some very RUDE locals I might add! They told us we wouldn't last 10 seconds over the County Line! Those jerks! But... maybe we should have listened... because some Thug took our Sand-Mobile and drove off the moment we passed over. Now we have to cross this huge desert by foot, good thing we're both used to running."

Tokens.
"Topple a Trio of Towers": (Status: Really... really sandy...)

"Scooter Challenge Rift" (Requires Scooter Badge (Duh...))

"Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy" (Status: WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!)

"Bungee Challenge" (Not sure how you'd do this honestly... probably do what Daltona did in the BFBB level.)

"Floating Block Rift"

"Steamed Stache" (Requires Playable Mustache Girl: To Bomb jump across the hazardous ground)
(Status: What happened to my eyebrows?)



Rub-a-dub-dub, Slip Slide in the Tub (Sliding (No idea how one would make this, likely just skip.))
Summary: "We made it to the Very edge of the Desert, a Giant Canyon with more of those annoying Towers belonging to that annoying "Plankton" guy. The path in general looks like some giant slide, it actually looks really fun! But we don't have a board... and for some reason somebody left a Bathtub all the way out here, hmmm..."

Tokens.
"Plankton's towers: Part Deux" (Status: Did we HAVE to put water in this thing?)

"Time Trial": (Status: Quick in the Canyon!)

"Ring Challenge" (Status: Not the Maze...)

"Manly Time Trial" (Status: Quickest Canyon Kids!)



Bubble Blowing Baby Hunt (Platforming: Mustache Girl.)
Summary: "We took care of that Plankton guy's weird plans and continued to make our way down the Desert... it was late... our legs were hurting, and we had 5 more days to travel, IF we had a car... but to our luck, we found the Sand-Mobile in a parking lot! Unfortunately... somebody took the key, so we're going to have to go inside of a really nasty looking bar to look for it."


Start: Hat Kid and Mustache Girl see the Key on the belt of a thug and Hat Kid goes to quietly steal it while Mustache Girl looks on in suspense.
MG: "Careful..."
HK: "(Hand inches closer)"
MG: "Easy..."
HK: "(Successfully steals it)"
MG: "YOU GOT IT!!!"
The thug then immediately turns around as his worm snaps at Hat Kid's nose before spinning around in a frenzy, snatching her and flinging her further into the Bar, forcing Mustache Girl to give chase.


Tokens.
"The Key Ingredient" (Status: How does a Key run!?)

"Dancing Delinquent" (Status: Feeling Funky!)

"Throwing the Fruit Electric" (Status: My Hair's standing up.)

"Combat Arena Challenge" (Status: Why is it so dark?)

"Scooter Challenge Rift"

"Floating Block Rift" (There is no real substitute we could give for the Sonic Wave other then these.)

End: Somehow after the 2 find themselves back at the entrance to the Bar, Hat Kid begins to slowly reach for the Key again...

MG: "DON'T LET IT GET AWAY!!!"

Hat Kid turns around and gives a terrified expression shortly before Mustache Girl tackles her and the key off the screen as sounds of crashing is heard, showing what happened, Mustache Girl is seen sitting on Hat Kid's back with the Key in her hand and a triumphant look on her face.


No Weenie Parking Anytime (Driving)
Summary: "We got the Key, and the Sand-Mobile back! But... now we're stuck in the Thug Tug's parking lot because somebody locked the gate out, Mustache Girl suggested we just floor it and bust the gates down... but we'd need a Sand-Tank to do that, so we're going to have to drive around the place and collect the keys for the Gate. What is it with us and Keys lately!?"

Tokens.
"Now, how do we get out of here?" (Status: More keys... Yay...)

"Time Trial" (Status: Classic 3 Laps.)

"Ring Challenge" (Status: Darn you Luthor!!!)

"Manly Time Trial" (Status: No Speed Limits!)



I'll Let you pet Mr Whiskers (Boss: Mustache Girl. (Same case as Sliding, no idea how one would implement this, so likely just skip))
Summary: "I've been starting to think... maybe Mustache Girl and I are a bit too, "Immature" to be going on this quest, I mean, Bow Kid and I crashed HARD just because we ate a lot of Ice Cream. Oh! Speaking of which, there's an Ice Cream stand over there at the edge of the road! We could use a snack... besides, what could wrong out here?"

Token.
"Defeat the Frog Fish" (Status: All this for Ice Cream!?)



Rock Slide (Sliding)
Summary: "We managed to get away from that giant monster! But it also ate our Sand-Mobile, and the Road is on the other side of a very deep, very dark Trench filled with monsters... I've done a lot of crazy things, but that was where I wanted to draw the line, until a Mermaid called Mindy with a Magic Mirror showed us that the City we drove out of, and the place Bow Kid is frozen at... got turned into a dystopia by that Plankton creep! I REALLY hit rock bottom at that point, but I think I handled it pretty well. Mindy knew I was feeling down though so she used her Mermaid Magic to give me a mustache like Mustache Girl! Now that I feel grown up, I feel like we can take on that Trench no problem! We just have to get down there first..."

Tokens.
"Getting to the Bottom of Things" (Status: How far down does this go?)

"Time Trial" (Status: Rocky Roller Coaster.)

"Ring Challenge" (Status: I can hear his laugh...)

"Manly Time Trial" (Status: Rapid Rocky Roller Coaster.)



Now that we're (wo)Men. (Platforming: Hat Kid (Requires Dweller Mask))
Summary: "We made it to the bottom of the Trench, and now we have to fight our through the disgusting monsters that live down here. I might have been scared before, but now that I have this mustache I feel like I could take on anything! I also think Mustache Girl might be jealous, she keeps telling me its fake, yeah right! Would a Mermaid lie about having magic?"

Tokens.
"Here Monster, Nice Monster" (Status: Go for the Tails!)

"Combat Arena Challenge" (Status: Why is it so hard suddenly!?)

"Bungee Challenge"

"Floating Block Rift"

"Frozen Lava Desert" (Status: I didn't bring my skates...)

"Silly Swinger" (Status: Why is this over Lava? (Requires Hookshot badge))



Shell City Dead Ahead (Platforming: Mustache Girl)
Summary: "Those monsters weren't so tough, and now all that's standing between us and Shell City is a huge Trash Dump with a sea of Sludge. AGH! GROSS! We're going to be doing a lot of laundry once we're done with this adventure... but Bow Kid needs us to get that crown! I just wish I brought a mask though... I nearly threw up a bit..."

Tokens.
"Monitor Mashing Mustached Menace" (Status: Its nothing but Reruns!)

"Cirque Du Malaise" (Status: This is NOT a Circus (Requires Hookshot Badge))

"3 Meter Island" (Status: Why are they sinking...)

"Floating Block Rift"

"Scooter Challenge"



Name's Dennis (Boss: Mustache Girl)
Summary: "We got to the end of the Dump, only to find some creep in a cowboy outfit standing in our way who says he was hired to exterminate us. Ha! Like he could even scratch us with how awesome my mustache has made me, I'm sure I could get him to back off with just a quick- OW!!! Wait... it was... uh oh..."

Token.
"Defeat Dennis" (Status: Do Kids make good golf clubs?)



Sundae Driving (Driving)
Summary: "That's twice that Mustache Girl saved me... I've got to up my game, I'm the main character for crying out loud! Dennis was about to try and finish us off when a Giant Boot stopped him, we were going to thank it, until we remembered that Boots are attached to things and a huge Cyclops kidnapped us! I don't know what happened next but we woke up back at the Goofy Goobers in some amusement park, I'm sure this was all just a bad dream, Bow Kid's probably waiting for us outside right now!"

Tokens.
"Follow that Peanut!" (Status: Whimsical!)

"Time Trial" (Status: Sweet Swiftness!)

"Ring Challenge" (Status: No more... I BEG you!)

"Manly Time Trial" (Status: The Sweetest Speedsters!)



Google Eyes and Smelly Knick Knacks (Sliding)
Summary: "As soon as we got out of Goober land, we woke up again, only to see we were actually captured by that Cyclops monster and were being held prisoner at... Shell City!? Man that's lucky! And we even found the Crown while we were there, now all we have to do is get out of here and head back to Bikini Bottom! But... how do we do that?"

Tokens.
"Escape the Shell City Cyclops" (Status: Tense and Dangerous.)

"Time Trial" (Status: Making a Quick Exit.)

"Ring Challenge" (Status: 64... 64... 64...)

"Manly Time Trial" (Status: Out before lunch)



Dennis Strikes back! (Boss: Hat Kid)
Summary: "We managed to escape from the dreaded Shell City and thanks to the creature called Hoff, we're making a quick return back to Bikini Bottom and my frozen best bud! (Don't worry Mustache Girl you're a Bestie too now!) Nothing can stop us now!"

Token.
"Defeat Dennis, Again!" (Status: Don't tempt fate...)



Welcome to Planktopolis... Minions. (Platforming: Hat Kid)
Summary: "Me and my big, constantly shut mouth... Dennis tried to take us down again, but I finally got to fight the boss this time and sent him packing! (Ignore the convenient boat that saved me...) and now we're back in what was once Bikini Bottom, now turned into the dangerous Planktopolis, but we didn't come this far to fail! So look out Plankton!"

Tokens.
"Monument-al Destruction" (Status: Ha! I get it!)

"Bungee Challenge"

"Ice Skating Anarchist" (Status: It never snows on that island. (Requires Mustache Girl))

"Combat Arena Challenge" (Status: UNBEATABLE!!!)

"More Bounce Please" (Status: Now with extra Lava!)

"Scooter Challenge"



Drive of the Knucklehead-Mcspazitron (Driving)
Summary: "This is it! We're in the home stretch! The only thing standing between us and Bow Kid's freedom is this final stretch of Highway, Though Mindy might not have had the magic to give me a mustache... she DID have the magic to get us back my Sand-Mobile, now all that's left is to floor it and not stop for any- Hey! Is that- (Hat Kid!!!) Right, Right! Save our friend first, and THEN, we eat!"

Tokens.
"Chaos Ahead, Expect Delays" (Status: Heroic!)

"Time Trial" (Status: Racing to the Rescue.)

"Ring Challenge" (Status: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)

"Manly Time Trial" (Status: Neediest for Speediest.)



Turn the Tables on Plankton (Boss: Hat Kid)
Summary: "We did it! We got to Shell City, took back Neptune's crown, and made it back before the end of our 6 day time limit! Bow Kid is free!!! Or... she would be, if Plankton hadn't taken control of King Neptune. We all know what this means... its time for the Final Boss Fight! Complete with hecking awesome music and a ton of Lasers trying (And failing) to roast me alive!"

Token.
"Defeat Bucket-Head King Neptune" (Status: Rocking Out!!!)



Congratulations! You have made it to the end of my INSANELY long, likely unneeded "Discussion" post! Note to modders, you have NO obligations to actually make these, though I obviously would love to see them. I just wanted to make this, because aHiT is one of my favorite modern Platformers, and TSSMG was one of my favorite Child-Hood Platformers, and seeing them together made my mind go wild. I thank you for sitting through all this, and have a nice day!