Ah yes, Dr.Gordbort's finnest lines of weaponry has once again entered the market to all communities, Whether it's civalian use, hunting events, to millitary appilcations, or spying events, or you just want to have a nice gun to show to your friends. Gordbort has yet to fail us due to there impressive invations and creative minds. Now that being said, Gordbort is proud to present the two children to there glorious family of weapons : The Saboteur 66, and the Mule Molester!

*Saboteur 66: Have you ever wondered why there was always a sentry somewhere that always ruins your day? Well fear not my friend, Gordbort has got you covered!
+ Gun has infinive ammo
+ Has a 4 shot cappasity and, each shot needs to be reloaded manually
+ On every third successful hit to a player or building, shall always be a mini crited shot. If this shot was on buildings then the shot would disable the building for 3 secconds
+ 22% base damage
- 50% damage to buildings
- 33 firing speed
- Crit boosting the weapon will only rusult to mini crits and not full crits, respectively any random crits shall also become mini crits

*Mule Molester: Like it's name sugested, this weapon is no means nice, it's a crime to wield such a weapon, but there's no saying you can't play dirty on the battlefield now are there?
+ Running or jumping will charge up the weapon, incressing the weapon's damage up to 40% of it's base damage (note that you have 4 stacks, and each incressing the weapon's damage by 10%)
+ The weapon has virtually no recoil and each shot will land where it should on your cross hair
- 33% weapon's firing speed
- Only one round is chambered at a time
- Only has an ammo cap of 18 rounds
- Cannot be crit boosted
- Stop moving and the stacks decrese dramaticly
- 30% damage to buildings

To sum up, the Gordtbord lines of weapons are energy based weaponry, which means while it can be used quite efficently on live targets, it's not suited for anti buildings purposes, desptite the fact that it can effect electronics. These two weapons are ment for scout, with the Mule Molester as accentiually a beam rifle working on a charging mechanic (imagine a buffed mann melter) It rewards those who's aim is true, but is very hard to use due to it's unique features.
The Saboteur is ment for a semi- supporive/ back up , as the weapon got infinive ammo, you can knock your selves out firing shot after shots and watching foes vapporise to thin air with each mini crited shots. But still, it's was ment as a back up weapon and though it's maybe powerful on paper, out there is a differant story, giving your self a 3 seccond window to flee or attacking a sentry is a very worthy price to pay, and if all things gone to ♥♥♥♥, well then you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Anyways, that was too much info that no one shall read or care so feel free to spam hate comments below, or you could tell me your own oppinions!