Stellaris

Stellaris

LR303's GLaDOS Advisor
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LordR303  [developer] Dec 27, 2017 @ 7:34am
Voice Lines List + Their Meaning
Here is the list of all voice lines in the mod and their meaning. If there are more than one, it means the lines are randomized. The generic ones that are played when you select the advisor are not included here.

Communications established:
"Please wave to your partner"
"The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team"
"I would say it's nice to meet you, but it's not nice to lie"
"Try one of those childish gestures"
"It's good to finally hear someone else's voice"
"They are sentient, of course. We just have a lot of them"

Alien federation formed:
"Teamwork is a concept in which two or more people work together"
"This is a bridge building exercise"

Player engages a starbase:
"Let's get this farce over with"
"Battle begins"
"Ready? Well if you say so"
"Let's get started"
"Well, if you're ready"
"Let's begin"

Alien vessel encountered:
"Whatever he does, it isn't important enough for anyone to bother writing it down"
"He's not listed anywhere in the employee database"
"That name doesn't appear in my databanks"

Building ruined:
"Vital testing apparatus destroyed"
"I guess somebody is going to have to repair it"
"You broke it, didn't you?"

Colonization in progress:
"I'm going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage"
"I have to build this new course just for you"
"Let's look at their files"
"One of my best tests and they let plants grow here"
"You're navigating the test chambers faster than I can build them"
"Somewhere outside, a new day is dawning"
"You know, I'm pretty sure I saw that deer again. It was running outside"
"As you can see, the Enrichment Center is undergoing some maintenance"
"This next room is unfinished"
"I hope you brought a packed lunch"

Сolony established:
"Maybe you can just stay and live here"
"I'm going to go to the surface. It's a beautiful day out"
"To maintain a constant testing cycle, I simulate daylight at all hours"
"The facility is completely operational"
"I think these test chambers look even better than they did before"
"The good people of the world are waking up, striding confidently towards happiness and enlightenment"
"I can arrange a complimentary tour of my facility"
"I've designed a few experiments that will appeal to your sedentary lifestyle"

Colony ship destroyed:
"We're in a lot of trouble"

Colony ship under attack:
"This isn't safe for you"

Construction complete:
"I just finished building"

Construction ship destroyed:
"You just lost two opportunity advisement points"

Construction ship under attack:
"We might have a tiny problem"

Council agenda ready to deploy:
"Let's get to business"
"I ran the numbers"
"Your plan is working perfectly"

New council agenda unlocked:
"I've got a plan"
"Here's the real scheme"
"You might want to look into that"
"It's right here in your file"

Debris analyzed:
"Analysis completed"
"Very good. You found those useless blueprints"
"This Aperture Science equipment could be restored to a functional state"

Anomaly discovered:
"That's it! Scan it for me"
"Think of it as an archaeological dig"
"We're looking for an artifact"
"It's a mystery I'll solve later"
"Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab"
"Even I'm not sure what's going on outside"
"I'm detecting an alarming level of chronoton emissions"
"And here I was wasting my time looking for fluctuations in the quantum foam"
"This next test is impossible"
"I am detecting an external influence"
"Something or someone is interfering with my tests!"
"This test room is impossible"
"Logic error detected"

Enemy empire declares war against player:
"Well, you know the old formula: Comedy equals tragedy plus time"
"When the testing is over, you will be missed"
"In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis"
"I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you... Which it's just about to."

Enemy invasion defeated:
"Oh. You survived. That's interesting"
"Your vitals remain well within testing norms"
"You're all still here. Imagine that"
"We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you"

Enemy troops landing:
"All safety devices have been disabled"
"I'd get ready if I were you"
"This place isn't going to be safe much longer"
"Let's get mad! If we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity!"

Evading hostile fleet:
"Uh-oh. You're stranded"
"Plan B, subsection one: Stand still so I can bring you back"
"An escape hatch will open in three, two- [bzzt]"
"Would you move a little faster if I broke out the propulsion gel?"
"Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly"
"It's a shame you have to leave. We were about to have a party"
"Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses"
"Oops. You trapped yourself"

Player forms a federation:
"The two of you have forged an excellent partnership"
"I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that"
"It's healthy for you to have other friends. To look for qualities in other people that I obviously lack"
"Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that history will only remember one of you"
"There are 5000 other two-subject teams in direct competition with you"

Player fleet destroyed:
"It seems rather early to require reassembly"
"I'm as surprised as you are. There's actually a force in this world more destructive than you"
"Did you know the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?"
"Oh well. We have warehouses full of the things"
"Absolutely worthless. I'm happy to get rid of them"
"The only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble you"
"Just because we can bring you back from the dead doesn't mean you can't dodge occasionally"

Neutral fleet detected:
"We promise never to value your safety"

Non-player empires declare war against each other:
"Please observe your partner's... interesting choice"
"Oh, that's sad. But impressive"
"Let's watch and see what happens"
"I've calculated who will win to a 99.93% certainty. If you're interested"
"Not a team player"
"Feeds off the misery of others"
"They treat their friends as enemies"

Hostile fleet detected:
"You may want to try and avoid those turrets"
"These disassembly machines look even worse than the others"
"And here I thought this room was dangerously unleathal"
"What a horrible little machine"
"The're perfectly harmless as long as you pretend to be a wall"
"Those turrets are firing real bullets, so look out"
"A useless cog in an engine of despair"

Player engages hostile fleet:
"Someone is going to get badly hurt"
"The talking is over"
"There's no room for you within my calculations"

Player engages a hostile space station:
"I think that one was about to say "I love you"

Incoming transmission:
"Communication detected"

Enemy succesfully invaded:
"Your failure hurts me more than it hurts you"
"You're allowed to defend those, you know"
"Interesting strategy. Let them obliterate all your defenses, then swoop in for the kill"
"Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain"
"If you were saving your real strategy for a crisis - now would be the time"

Player fails to invade:
"Those bullets were a metaphor for something"
"In science, every success is preceded by a thousand failures"
"If your confidence is still not high enough, remember - no one was created perfect"
"And they said no one would ever die during this test. Thanks for proving them wrong"
"You lost! Would you like me to run a holographic replay?"
"Perhaps you can try again later. After you've upgraded your brain"
"I wouldn't be ashamed about losing. You have plenty of other things to be ashamed about"

Player starts invading:
"Destroying them is a part of the test"
"Aggressive. I like that"
"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure"
"I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time"

Successful invasion:
"I'm fully connected!"
"Congratulations. You won. I hope you weren't expecting baked desserts"
"That's a relief. I was worried you might screw that up. Again"
"It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you've won"
"That's it. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters"
"Let's just say he won't be... well, living anymore"
"You're a predator, and these tests are your prey"

Military station lost:
"Focus. We are here to defeat the enemy!"

Mining station lost:
"I'm starting to think the theme of this piece should be "failure"

Observation post lost:
"Oh the science we used to learn with this test"
"Not very observant"

Planet in revolt:
"But I find something troubling"
"The floor here will kill you - try to avoid it"
"But something seems off"
"No further compliance information is required or will be provided"
"Android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance"

Player declares war:
"Well, it was nice catching up. Let's get to business"
"Don't worry, they are of no use to anyone, totally boring and useless"
"This must be an attempt at intimidation. Very effective. Please continue"
"Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing"
"Studies have shown that increased tension can cause heart palpatations, cold sweats and, in rare instances, death. Let's test that hypothesis"

Pre-sapients uplifted:
"They'll probably throw you a party"
"Just stop flailing around like an incompetent"
"They just sit there. Never showing pain nor fear"
"I don't know why it sounds like a cow either"
"I have a rather unpleasant history with birds"

Primitives enlightened:
"Did you know I discovered a way to eradicate poverty?"
"If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this test chamber their home, test through them"
"It's an early work of primitive expression. I'm a little embarrased at how crude it is"
"It wasn't a particularly hygienic century"

Research completed:
"We solved science"
"Computer intelligence training complete"
"Just an interesting science fact"
"I'm discovering things that I never saw before"
"There's always time for more science"
"I have an infinite capacity for knowledge"
"Look at us. Making scientific discoveries together"

Research station lost:
"Your failing does not make this science"

Science ship destroyed:
"Without the consequence of death, is this even science?"
"Something or someone appears to be exploding back at the lab"
"That sounded like the shutdown of a quantum predictor field"

Science ship under attack:
"This next test... is... dangerous. I'll be right back"

Ships upgraded:
"The device has been modified"

Situation log updated:
"These exhibits are interactive"
"It's just a data point"
"Testing is available"
"Time for another test"
"Let's do some tests and see what happens"
"I'm going to note this on your file"

Spaceborne encounter:
"Please observe your partner's favorite animal"

Starbase lost:
"Your terrifying reign of dying continues"
"You're really losing now"
"I hope that's part of your plan"
"What counts is that you tried"
"Don't worry, losing builds character"
"It's not a big loss, really"
"You don't even care, do you?"
"You're allowed to start trying now"
"So there's that"
"Bad news for you fans of towers out there"

Starbase under attack:
"Battle is imminent"
"Last chance to run"
"I'd put money on them killing you now"
"Get back to battle!"
"I hope you're ready this time"
"Now you're really in for it"
"It begins"

Special project completed:
"Special task completed"
"Experiment concluded"
"Mission accomplished"
"I have the results of the last chamber"
"You have completed this round of testing"
"Here come the test results"

Species modified:
"There you are, reassembled again"
"Technically, it's a medical experiment"
"This next test involves exposure to cattle tuberculosis"
"I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused"
"Your internal organs are almost entirely comprised of cellophane-wrapped meat byproducts"
"I can see from your... buoyant physique that you aren't qualified to participate in my more energetic tests"
"Now you're back in your miserable life"
"I can't imagine a more unfavourable condition"
"You obviously have abilities that are not listed in my database"

Station under attack:
"Don't you die on me"

System survey completed:
"System scanned"

Tile blocker cleared:
"Oh, there's lots of room here"
"I'll just move that out of the way for you"
"This place really is a wreck"
"I'm still cleaning out the test chambers"
"I've only just been able to salvage this test area"

Unidentified object (Never encountered this voice line in the game):
"Try to avoid the garbage hurtling towards you"
Last edited by LordR303; Nov 29, 2023 @ 6:23am
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RachelCunningham Dec 29, 2017 @ 9:07am 
these were amazing... was laughing all the way through!
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