Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number

Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number

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TRUMP WINS - Election Shitpost Level
   
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Nov 9, 2016 @ 2:50pm
Feb 16, 2018 @ 8:19am
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TRUMP WINS - Election Shitpost Level

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"Let me tell you something, these bad hombres threatening our way of life don't just come from Mexico. We got all kinds of nasty people around the world. Take the Yakuza. They come up to me and say, 'Hey Donald! We liked your show and book, and we wanna be just like you. Join us or get your balls chopped off.' Now, let me tell you, I've been polling well with the Japanese, 20-30% approve of the job I'm doing, but it isn't worth getting my balls chopped off for. Let's not pretend the Yakuza don't know what they're doing. They know exactly what they're doing. And my response is to not give an inch. My reprisal against them is gonna be yuuuge. I tracked them down to a Chinese place half a block from Trump Tower, where they're also running a sauna and a secret base in the sewers. They're gonna wish they never crossed the God Emperor of Mankind, Donald J. Trump, himself."

This is a Pardo level vs the Yakuza, only with Donald Trump as the protagonist. Why? Because he won the election, and I figured we could all use some lighthearted laughs. If Hillary had won, I would have done something similar with Alex & Ash and the Russian Mafia.

Mods used:

-Pardo Trump by Piperanci [NO LONGER AVAILABLE]: https://www.reddit.com/r/HotlineMiamiMods/comments/4ccz3j/donald_trump_individual_mods/

-Yakuza Faction Mod by juanchoclo: https://www.reddit.com/r/HotlineMiami/comments/56kmig/the_yakuza_hammer_reskin_fixed_yakuza_colombians/

-Fat Yakuza Enemies by juanchoclo: https://www.reddit.com/r/HotlineMiami/comments/5x77x2/yakuza_fat_mafia_fat_replacement/

-Redial Items Mod by femax and Battle_Bee: https://www.reddit.com/r/HotlineMiami/comments/5007r5/redial_items_mod_dl_screenshot/
77 Comments
Cletus May 9 @ 6:53pm 
this aged like milk
EnderBaig Mar 15 @ 11:01pm 
Блять, дожили.
dig0mmn0 Jan 21 @ 3:54pm 
very very good level bro #MAGA
L3v1n Dec 17, 2024 @ 3:54am 
Yes you are vanga
Yossarian the Assyrian  [author] Nov 27, 2024 @ 6:20pm 
I have one more campaign in the works, but it doesn't involve this. This level was a one-and-done concept made as a joke. There's a reason why I didn't make one for the 2020 and 2024 elections.
JumboSizedFish Nov 27, 2024 @ 6:14pm 
no sequel?
||I|II||I|I|||I||I|I|I|| Nov 8, 2024 @ 9:47am 
Time for a replay.
amicia de rune Oct 29, 2024 @ 6:53am 
agreed
Loquendero1889 Jul 17, 2024 @ 2:11am 
can't wait for the sequel.
Needlemouse Aug 19, 2023 @ 4:50am 
We were the only good timeline