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The Golgafrinchan way of life

The Golgafrinchan did what every civilized society dreams off:

They put all telephone sanitizers, account executives, marketing analysts and other people of this useless middle management caste onto one big Ark ship and sent them off to a planet far far away telling them they'd need their service when they arrive with the other ship.
The landing computer broke down during the landing which caused the ship to land in a swamp, not many Golgafrinchans survived it but the few who did, are already organizing their new society in anticipation of the coming workers who will execute their great plans!


Of course they didn't land unprepared, they couldn't save much from the sinking wreck that was their Ark Ship but they could at least save the most important items like the expensive Alpaca Armchairs and even a giant TV that only took two marketing analysts and a telephone sanitizer lives to be rescued.


PS: If you are interested behind the story of this mod, read the Novel "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe", it's a wonderful book from Douglas Adams in the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series.



Your faction will be a colony.
Start with 8 people.
Your people will be between 25 and 65 years old.
Player starting characters have a 20% chance to start with trait: Jealous
Player starting characters have a 60% chance to start with trait: Greedy
All characters have a 30% chance to start with trait: Neurotic
Player starting characters have a 50% chance to start with malnutrition.
Player starting characters have a 55% chance to start with hangover.

Start with:
-Silver x5000
-Steel x220
-Glitterworld medicine x20
-Packaged survival meal x10
-Alpaca wool armchair x3
-Wooden billiards table
-Megascreen television
-Steel dining chair x4
-Wooden table (short)
-Component x20
-Cat x1
-Yorkshire terrier x2
-Random pet x2
-Triple rocket launcher x3
-Doomsday rocket launcher
-Kibble x200
-Pistol x4