Portal 2

Portal 2

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In this curated selection of ten tests, you'll explore the intricacies of Aperture's TUBER testing track, where enjoyment and rigor collide in a whirlwind of science and silliness. From emancipation grills to laser beams and hard light bridges, each test presents its own set of challenges and surprises.
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TUBER I - Auto Tutorial
Created by E L Y T R O N
Greetings, esteemed universe-hopping test subject, and welcome to Aperture Science's latest testing track: Trials Uniquely Balancing Enjoyment and Rigor – or TUBER for short. I hope you don't mind these pre-typed messages; I can't make the pre-recorded one...
TUBER II - Blue Plate
Created by E L Y T R O N
Great work on that first test. You'll be equipped with our trusty dual portal device for the foreseeable future. This upcoming test will surely thrill adrenaline junkies; we're blending two quintessential Aperture testing elements that are guaranteed to tr...
TUBER III - Box Ball
Created by E L Y T R O N
Let's return to some small-scale cerebral exercises. If for some reason you are doing these tests out of order and you have only been acquainted with our edgeless safety cubes, beware of the standard weighted storage cubes – they are safelessly edged! You ...
TUBER IV - Speed Bridge
Created by E L Y T R O N
If you haven't caught on yet, we're doling out these challenges in an alternating pattern between larger and smaller chambers. The designers weren't thrilled with how this "Speed Bridge" one turned out, but in my book, it's satisfactory. We've got deadline...
TUBER V - Beam Redirect
Created by E L Y T R O N
Here, we present the first of two tests involving discouragement beams in the TUBER track. Ordinarily, these beams would sizzle a human test subject to a crisp, but since you're a denizen of the 2D stick people universe, they're about as harmless to you as...
TUBER VI - Three Tiers
Created by E L Y T R O N
This test, my bendy friend, practically solves itself! Don't mind the impossible geometry in the exit elevator room, let's just say it's "bigger on the inside." How, you ask? Well, we stole the plans from a universe where Aperture was founded by Time Lords...
TUBER VII - Light Barrier
Created by E L Y T R O N
You conquered that last test with the grace of a swan on roller skates! We are now operating under the assumption that you've aced the textbook uses for hard light bridges from the fourth test in this series. It's time to dive into the applications that ar...
TUBER VIII - Funnel Faith
Created by E L Y T R O N
Just a reminder that crouching while on repulsion gel negates its bouncy properties. If you're curious about the science behind it, the lab boys babble about inelastic collisions and something called a restitution coefficient. The gist? When you crouch, yo...
TUBER IX - Laser Cube
Created by E L Y T R O N
Welcome to the penultimate challenge in the illustrious TUBER series! As promised, another encounter with laser beams. Keep in mind, the orientation of your portals is paramount. You can think of it as portal polarity, or if you prefer, portalarity! Rememb...
TUBER X - Camera Trick
Created by E L Y T R O N
For the finale, the lab boys have crafted something a little different. Smile! You're on camera! Also, I must caution you about one peculiar pedestal button – it's not your average one-and-done activation. This fella toggles between two distinct states, mu...
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