Global Gameplay Stats

Graveyard Keeper

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 125
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95.3%

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
94.8%

Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
94.7%

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
87.5%

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
77.3%

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
76.2%

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
73.0%

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
70.9%

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
64.1%

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
61.2%

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
58.4%

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
51.9%

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
45.6%

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
38.2%

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
37.3%

His house

Upgraded the church.
36.9%

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
35.3%

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
30.8%

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
30.6%

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
28.7%

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
28.7%

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
28.2%

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
27.6%

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
26.9%

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
26.6%

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
25.9%

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
25.9%

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
25.9%

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
24.6%

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
23.9%

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
23.3%

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
22.8%

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
22.7%

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
22.6%

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
22.2%

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
22.1%

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
21.6%

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
20.6%

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
20.2%

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
20.1%

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
20.0%

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
19.2%

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
19.1%

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
17.9%

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
17.4%

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
17.2%

Two brothers

16.8%

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
16.4%

A father and a son

16.3%

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
15.4%

Prodigal father

15.4%

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
15.1%

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
14.8%

MacPlayer

There can be only one.
14.5%

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
14.4%

Back home

14.0%

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
13.6%

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
13.0%

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
12.5%

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
11.8%

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
11.1%

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
11.0%

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
10.7%

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
10.2%

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
10.2%

Witnessed him

10.2%

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
10.1%

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
10.1%

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
10.0%

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
9.9%

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
9.8%

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
9.8%

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
9.8%

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
9.7%

Vampires are over

9.7%

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
9.4%

A nation divided

9.3%

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
9.3%

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.
9.2%

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
8.8%

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
8.5%

Long live the Revolution

8.2%

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
8.0%

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
8.0%

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
7.9%

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
7.5%

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
7.2%

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
6.9%

Viva la King

6.9%

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
6.5%

Read before signing

6.5%

King Gerry

6.2%

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
6.1%

Spirit summoner

5.9%

He trusted you...

5.9%

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
5.7%

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
5.3%

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
5.2%

Long-awaited appreciation

5.1%

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
5.1%

Between worlds

5.0%

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
4.8%

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
4.7%

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
4.7%

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
4.4%

Refugees are safe

4.3%

A controlled ignition

4.2%

A fortunate gift

4.1%

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
4.1%

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
3.7%

Endless sadness

3.7%

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!
3.7%

The birth of passion

3.7%

A vulnerability for authority

3.6%

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
3.5%

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
3.2%

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
3.1%

Return to the beginning

3.0%

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...
3.0%

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
2.6%

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
2.2%

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
2.2%

Exterminate!

2.2%

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.
2.2%

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
1.8%

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!