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Global Gameplay Stats

Human Resource Machine

Global Achievements

% of all
players

Total achievements: 16
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89.3%

Career Milestone 1

coffee time

67.4%

Career Milestone 2

employee morale insertion

59.7%

Career Milestone 3

sabbatical beach

54.3%

Glorious Failure: Solution Not Robust

solve a puzzle for a specific set of inputs, while still failing with other possible inputs

35.9%

Orange Optimization Award

orange path fully optimized

28.7%

King of Verbosity

solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of commands required by the size challenge

28.5%

Career Milestone 4

midnight petroleum

24.9%

Career Milestone 5

where's carol?

21.2%

Glorious Failure: Overflow

attempt to generate a number that is too big to store in green boxes

20.2%

Glorious Failure: Out of Bounds

attempt to read or write with a tile on the floor that does not exist

13.0%

Career Milestone 6

end program

7.9%

Queen of Inefficiency

solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of steps required by the speed challenge

7.8%

Excellent Instruction Follower

all levels complete. congratulations.

5.6%

Blue Optimization Award

blue path fully optimized

5.4%

Social Engineer

ask all bosses to tell you more

4.2%