"You are now reading this in My voice."-Morgan Freeman, the man who can read a phonebook and make it sound interesting.

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(Rebel) MORGAN FREEMAN!

gordons dad *morgan freeman*: i can smell you

"I can smell you." - Morgan Freeman, 2012

are you a seratist

he is not a free man in the 60's

that is real funny to me

Nice.

You smoke crack dont you !?

Lol this is funny.

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morgan freeman...
IS THAT A FUCKING HL REFRENCE?!

I don't if anyone else pointed this out: but https://youtu.be/H701HyGwjRQ?t=53 Is possibly a reference to Morgan freeman.

Carry on reading or nothing will happen.
yea pussies nothing will happen if you continue to read this.

"You are not some rock and roll icon from Riverpool, you're a dog"

gordon in hl3

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

"all life is precious. even the combine soldiers."

morgan freeman in the flesh... or should i say... the hazard suit

half-life 3 main character?!?!?!?!?1/2/!??!/!!??!?!

Morgan Freeman In The Flash- G-Man 2004

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine...

Morgan Freeman and Charles Osgood should be the only narrators, all the other ones just go poof

ba-dum-tis

ah hello Morgan

is freeman dad

Morgan Freeman in the flesh

morbgan freenman

ELI?

ELI?

Morgan Freeman was God in that one movie so...
He could just snap his fingers and make the combine disappear. 7 hour hour? Gone. XD

"You are not some rock n' roll icon from Liverpool you're a dog."

"Who are you? How did you get here?"
*Teleports away*
*Teleports back"
"Am all of certian that it's- Morgan Freeman"

"Of Course Gordon Didn't Kill anyone because he was thinking about his father"

Good morning Morgan

he's the hero we need, yet don't deserve.

sexy

I knew this would happen lol

Mr. Freeman.

Aah Morgan Freeman

no. no its not the main character of half life 3. Its Alexy

HALF - LIFE : MORGAN

aaghhahahhhahahhahahahahahahhhhhhhahahahahahahahah what the fuck LMAOGOOANNVNDJDJ nice

this.... this must be the main character of half life 3

Sometimes... I dream of cheese.

haha nice idea +

They say Freeman rarely speaks, but when he does you find comfort in his voice.

half life 3: play as Morgan Freeman

scientist_1: FREEMAN YOU FOOL