AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I second that last comment.

Not bad and if you can make the blacksmith lady in whiterun shut up about how she thinks she runs the town I would love that.

the blacksmith woman at the start of whiterun has this long annoying line that plays all the time...

serana lines

I get tired of "Thank you so much for getting the claw back" And "It means so much that you got the claw back" Especially if you marry an NPC that constantly thanks you for doing something form them ( Thank you for taking care of that...little problem)

@Crazzmuzz there is a mod that does something funny for that, its calle "Daedric Punishment Sweet Roll", I think.

NICE!

sweet relief!!

Suggestion: Remove Dagny's (Balgruuf's daughter) line: "Absurd that you can't get good sweetrolls in this skeeverhole of a city."
Please. It's seriously annoying.

The guards line "what someone stole your sweetroll" its really annoying.

Suggestion: removing Frothar's (son of Balgruuf, Whiterun's Jarl) line about us being "another adventurer to lick his father's boots"? Kid walks all around Dragonsreach and I always end up passing by him when I go there to use the arcane enchanter.

Also, why remove the "arrow in the knee" line? :< It's not nearly as common as other lines in the game, as guards have tons of different, random lines, and it's not depreciative like Nazeem's or Braith's. If I were to remove a guard line, it would be the sweetroll one - not as popular as the arrow one, and it is offensive.

By the way: does this really change the affected characters' look like in the image, or is that just illustrative?

looks really, really creepy

Thank you

4. The conversation lines below show how OBNOXIOUS Nazeem is when he's talking to Ysolda.
"What are you doing in the market, Ysolda?"
"I'm buying food, NAZEEM. I suppose you don't have to WORRY about that."
"Owning a farm does have it's advantages."
I bet Ysolda would agree. He's begging for a Dagger in his ugly face.

5. Seems like every single guard in Skyrim was sick the day I destroyed the Dark Brotherhood.

6. The boast from that milk-drinker, Mikael: "If you're looking for women, you'd best look elsewhere. Once Mikael gets them, they're got."

I got quite a few.

1. Hadvar keeps on saying the "Maybe we should call a truce with the Stormcloaks and fight the dragons" line regardless if I finished the Civil War questline.

2. Whenever I sit down near the fire in The Bannered Mare, Saadia trys to feed me. It gets annoying eventually.

3. I remember on the XBOX 360, when I kill half of Markarth, the children repeat the same things. It's only been tested on the XBOX 360, in Markath and Riverwood, But it probably will happen on the PC, too.
"I hate you! You're mean! I hate you FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!
"I hope monsters come and eat you..."

hhmmm... ...I understand. Well then in that case, not to be hypocritical, but... ...what about the elven sisters (or whatever they are) from Radiant Rainment. I'm not asking you to totally cut thier lines, but just to set it so that; when you do finally get them to like you, they stop with the rude comments? Maybe you could make multiple, seperate mods that get rid of certain lines here and there, that way people may have the ability to get rid of almost all of the dialogue, or to just get rid of the ones that bother them. Just some thoughts...

The thing is, with all the lines mentioned that people want to have removed, there would barely be any dialog left in the game, lol. I've took out the most requested, and most annoying to (seemingly) the most players with this mod and I think adding all the other lines requested by people would make it too big of a "nuke" so to speak.
You'd get this giant package taking half of the dialog out of the game and in the process probably losing a bunch of lines you maybe didn't even mind having.

I'm with momo, that one drives me crazy.

Could you make Talen-Jei and Keerava stop saying "You have some nerve coming here after what you've done," after the Thieve's guild quest.

Please, I beg you, FIX ADRIENNE AT THE FORGE oh my GOD I'm so sick of hearing her lines about her father. I usually kill her off because she's so annoying.

Annoying how Vekel the man always calls the Dragonborn, "Brynjolf's new protege"...

Agree on the new companion one,- I was Harbinger! -I still had to hear that.

Is there a way to make Lydia not say anything??? I can not stand her annoying voice!!!

you are a new companion what do you do fetch the mead

I'd like the NPCs' comments about lack of clothes to be removed.

dont let the guards say "let me guess, someone stoll your sweetroll" ever again!

oh... i couldnt tell, because i couldnt hear a tone of voice from reading text. :p

It was a joke, but yeah. Adding all the things that people find annoying to the mod would leave barely any dialogue in. :P

@Annihilator Because the Theivs Guild members are essential.

@steve_rams Why not do it? If anyone has it coming, it's the members of the thieves guild.

I'm fed up with the Thieves Guild members still treating you like a moron after you become guild master. Even though you're one of us you'd better not cause trouble. Here's the job, try not to muck it up. You're Bryn's new apprentice, you don't look much to me. Do the job, then get drunk. I'm the lookout for the guild (Yes, I know. You've told be 200 times). I feel like assassinating them all.

You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days? EVERYONE has annoying lines!!!

Silence Heimskr!!!

never delete "I used to be an adventurer like you but I took an arow to the knee." line

"Oh listener Oh! that tickles"
annoys me...

"you'll make a fine rug, cat!" annoys me

"You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days?" YES NOW BECAUSE YOU'VE TOLD ME A FEW DOZEN TIMES ALREADY!

I don't like all of Cicero's lines when you don't talk to him. I have him as a follower and it gets really annoying!!!

Nearly every child in game needs this.

I don't really like the "Stay out of trouble, Khajiit" line...

What REALLY annoys me, are the housecarls constant "Honor to you" and similar utterings.

I've never understood why people hate the burden comment.I allways thought it was funny.

Lydia: "Skyrim belongs to the Nords!"

*Cuts to my redguard character*

"Really?! You really gonna do me like that, lydia? I thought we were cool! >:("

Lydia's not the only character that has that issue, either. Mjoll the lioness also comes to mind. What with the dragonborn being any race the player wishes, it seems odd for them to say that. Would you mind making sure that followers are excluded from uttering that racist remark?

but i like the arrow to the knee comment. any way ro remove all those except that?

Whiterun. "I had you figured for a mage". No really, what made you guess - the archmage robes I'm wearing?
Enchanting a guards dull old blade,
"Oh, your an Alchamist" or words to that effect every b----y time. Why else would you be buying ingredients?
Jarls daughter complaining about a decent Sweetroll.
New Companion- carry the mead.

The ones crimson mentioned

Maven Black Briar's "I presume you're bothering me for a good reason..."
Farengar's annoying "Like the rest of the great warriors..." line.
"Hail Summoner. Conjure me up a warm bed would you?"
and "I know your kind...always sneaking about."

The kid's name is "Kayd" if that helps.

Get rid of the kid in Bits and Pieces in Solitude's lines. "I bet my Papa could beat you up" "I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough", NOBODY TALKS TO THE DRAGONBORN LIKE THAT!!