One time, the army bombed my buddy Keith. He went camping and didn't bother to read the signs, and I guess they were just testing bombs that day. All sorts of stuff too, not just regular bombs. Like biological nerve gas bombs, shrapnel bombs, these bombs that break up in the air into like a hundred smaller bombs--

"did i ever tell you about the time keith tried to deep fry a turkey? 3rd degree burns over 90% of his body"

"did i ever annoy yall and talk about how my buddy keith"
"we dont got time for this ellis"
[witch music]

This one time, my buddy Keith went camping out on a building once. He was shooting crows but the police were to busy tear gassing him to ask him what he was doing up there. He screamed for an entire YEAR every time he opened his eyes. At first it was funny (but then it got sad) and then it was funny again.

keith in one of the stories missing a thumb and 2 fingers sooooo

pm?

Did i ever tell you about the time keith cured someone with pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? Yeah he walked right in to a hospital and said to me hey ellis watch this and went into the elevator while i followed him and he did a surgery and it only took like 5 minutes and he cured the person like magic!

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I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry a turkey? Third degree burns over ninety percent of his body, *Hunter scream* OH GET, GET OF ME!

Did i ever tell you about the time keith cured someone with pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? Yeah he walked right in to a hospital and said to me hey ellis watch this and went into the elevator while i followed him and he did a surgery and it only took like 5 minutes and he cured the person like magic!

I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry a turkey? Third degree burns over ninety percent of his body. His doctor called up, like, other doctors to look at him cause they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns.

My buddy Keith would like this of I sent this to him but he's in the hospital because he broke both his legs

PLAYER MODEL SOMEONE ANYONE

What happened to MaskedX? does anyone know???

kite from left 4 dead 3

holy shit its keith

Is this on the L4D workshop as a reskin?

Keith after:

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Borpo: little did Keith know coach pushed him in, he went to the hospital and the surgeons had to tell him it was coach. coach after: oh shit this bouta' be BADDDD

Did i tell you the time me and Keith tried to vomit off of a cliff like a boomer, heheh we killed a gigachad tank with that.

did I tell you guys the time Keith uhh errrmmm

Did i ever tell you about the time, when the IRS came to Keith and arrested him, but then he somehow escaped the police car and went to Burger Tank to make a longest order?

One time. The army bombed my buddy keith.

this is a missing character meme on the level of graggle simpson

xd

why does bearded keiths face have no texture?

and he kinda looks like nicolas cage

weird thing his thumb and the 2 fingers aren't missing and he doesn't have the moron tattoo across his head

i do hope someone makes a PM of this someday.

remember when boyfriend wasnt a thing? now your gonna see him when you search up "L4D2 Keith"

i love this

Did i ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith got rickrolled?

It's time

So he is real.

It is an NPC?

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wait keith has to have a thumb and 2 other fingers missing due to frostbite

Ellis: I ever tell you about the time buddy Keith fell down an open manhole? He was unconcious down there for like a week. During that time, unbeknownst to Keith, they paved over him. Keith had to dig his way out with a spoon! Oh man was he mad. Oh man.

Did I tell You how my friend Keith once almost got eaten by a crocodile? And it wasn't that Keith was teasing him, it was just that we wanted to catch two of them and pit them against each other. Well, anyway, when he went under the water for the third time, I knew it was bad then...

Did I ever tell U about Me and Keith were Stuck in a Elevator after it broken down we had to Clime out the Elevator and try to open the Elevator Door it worked for a Sec and the we got arested for Trespassing The Mann Co Office Then we escaped Prison And Hide from the Police for 19 Years.

"did i ever tell you about the time my buddy keith was stuck in a burning house? he was cooking some steak but then some kid outside threw an egg through the open window"

keith needs a "im a moron" tattoo bodygroup across his head because somewhere in the passing campaign in one of ellis' stories he mentions keith getting I'm a moron tattooed across his head

I NEED THAT GIF
PLEASE

What ever happened to keith?

"Did I tell that one time my buddy Ellis once got stuck on a building... Oh wait he's right there... And we're both on a building!"

"HELL YEAH KEITH!"

One time my buddy keith played l4d2 and raged quit he never forgived me

why no player modles

One time, army bombed my buddy Keith. He vent camping but they were testing bombs that day and he didnt bother reading the signs.

how do we even know he's even alive in l4d2

Yeah!!