I USE YOUR QUEST MARKER FOR THE STONES MOD THANK YOU SO MUCH

The author probably won't read this, but HOLY SHIT it's hilarious to see that whimpy npc getting what he deserves.

Wish there was a Hunt-Father's Punishment for Talking About Your Wolfish Nature

Would you kindly make a version that sends Nazeem to the Could District when he says anything at all?

Have you been to the cloud district? of course not. I'll go there now

This is the best mod

10/10 would visit the colud district again

Noobzeem: have you been to the cloud district very often? oh what am i say of-
Alduin:SHUT THE HELL UP
Alduin:Flings Noobzeem
Noobzeem: aw Doit!

"Usually"

This mod is great, It makes me thinks he can impersonate a basketball the way he can bounce around sometimes, lol.

I had installed the mod a while back but it wound up killing the bastard...... He crash landed on one of the ornamental arch ways and landed head first on the staircase where the stalls are.

Hello. After seeing in here someone commenting about it not working and finding it not working for me, I just wanted to point out that the authors (Turn_on_a_Dime) suggestion of moving this to the bottom of the load order is the fix for anyone else finding this not working. Also, is anyone else hearing the song "I Believe I Can Fly" by R. Kelly when Nazeem asks them about the Cloud District, or is that just me?

do a theif punishment for gaurds saying keep your hands to yourself sneak theif

@Erros The Guilmon
Ask him if he gets to the Cloud District very often.

do a dwarven punishment for 'no lollygaggin' ' please it will be so fun seeing something kill guards forssaying 'no lollygaggin' ' cuz dammit it gets on my nerves

i love how they throw racist lines in there and no one says shit lol

>be Nazeem
>strolling to the Cloud District
>see 9/10 Dovahkiin chick
>she's wearing a rather revealing forsworn dress
>dowant.jpg
>she walks towards me
>know she's going to talk to me
>can't think of a coversation topic
>manage to sputter out "Do you get to the Cloud District very often?"
>wtfdidijustsay.jpg
>know alpha bitches like her don't go to the Cloud District"
>embarresed
>try to cover it up - "Oh what am I saying... of course you don't"
>realise I sounded like an ass
>Dovahkiin looks pissed, walks away
>foreveralone.bmp

For me he just falls over after he says it

I'd like a mod that shocks gourds for complaining about gaurd duty

I like how about at least 50% people here don't know that the cloud district is actually a thing.

i wish i'd stop being called 'lizard'

What about a mod that incinerates Heimsker when you meet him at starting a new game

Sad thing is, my classmate's name is Nazeem

"Alduin himself has cursed Nazeem to live out his dream of visiting the Cloud District often"
I laughed at this so much harder than I should have

why is nazeem hated so much anyways? I guess I probably don't hate him cuz I don't pay much attention to the npcs.

when the smith starts talking about her father being the steward at dragonsreach or another comment about her father i wish her father would get electric shock

Well yes

Um... i'm pretty sure the cloud district is where dragonsreach is located in whiterun.

what i would like, is nazeem struck by lightning each time he says it but not die at all rather than fly. sort of like a non lethal version of the divine punishment mod for nazeem

Do you get to the cloud district often oh what am i saying of course you don't- Famous last words from Nazeem 4E 189 - 4E 201

Oh good, I'm not the only one that hates this NPC. xD

"Musical Running" Every step you take queues a random drum set sound.

Maybe you could add a spell or shout that turns any NPC you don't like into flubber. (new animations, no new textures, time limit, cancels upon you going through a loading screen)

Heimskr needs to be punished. Same with Braith and Kayd.

I'd like to see one "Aedric Punishment For-" But what's left remove?

I love this mod..... Could you fix the mod so that Nazeem doesn't die if he slams into obstacles as he flies into the stratosphere? He died when he hit his head on the gazeebo, died while being launched.

thanks

Yes

DG compatable?

This will break imersion....But frankly my dear I dont give a damn, go to OBLIVION NAZEEM

FUS.......RO.......FUCK OFF NAZEEM!

Now i see what i felt was missing all this time.

now he'll visit the CLOUDS very often.

Thank you so much. My Skyrim experience has been improved tenfold.

best thing i'v seen

dat front image tho

theese punishment mods are evil! EVIL I TELL YOU!!





cause they are gonna make us die laughing XD

@ paarthurnax lol i agree totally

It's epic fun when more than one punishment mod goes off in succession had a guard do the divine punishment shortly before Nazeem went flying while walking through whiterun market, laughed my *** off!

YAH