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GORDON FREEMAN'S A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER
HE PISSED ON OUR FUCKING BENEFACTORS
THAT'S RIGHT, HE PISSED ON OUR FUCKING BENEFACTORS
HE PULLED HIS LONG ASS FUCKIN CROWBAR OUT AND SAID IT WAS " "
AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING
SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM
GORDON FREEMAN, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL CROWBAR
IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS HEADCRAB EXCEPT WAY SMALLER
AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY CROWBAR LOOKS LIKE!
THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL COMBINE, NO REBELS, NO FREE MEN
LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO GUNSHIPS AND A STRIDER
HE FUCKED OUR BENEFACTORS SO GUESS WHAT?
I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH.
THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET-
MY SUPER LASER PISS!!
EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO WAY HIGHER,
I'M PISSING ON XEN!!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT VANCE!?
I PISSED ON XEN YOU IDIOT!
-eggman
HOW ARE YOU KIDS EXPECT ME TO ADD GORDON FREEMAN WHEN HE IS NOT EVEN IN THE GAME