Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

Postal 2 Pee SWEP (R to unzip)
220 Comments
是毛豆呀 Sep 30 @ 4:11pm 
兄弟 我超你
VladiMatt  [author] Sep 26 @ 12:31am 
I'd very much like to see the string you sew with, because the stream's just a little thinner than a typical humanoid model's finger so you must be sewing with thin rope.
sourcᵉ dev Sep 25 @ 7:22am 
make it thicker, the pee has the thickness of sewing string
VladiMatt  [author] Aug 9 @ 3:12pm 
Are you getting any errors? If not, try entering piss_hide 0 in console
Mas Aug 8 @ 9:09pm 
Why is it invisible?
shamecrate51 Aug 2 @ 8:19am 
That's the ticket.
VladiMatt  [author] Jul 25 @ 4:11pm 
At some point I might look into building a better system, but I don't want to promise anything when I don't have a lot of time or energy to add new features like that right now.

The system I provided is rather barebones but it already does most of what you describe for most HL2 NPCs. Vortigaunts do actually have a degree of support, I just had trouble finding good Vort lines to use so I configured them to default to the generic male reaction list used by male citizens and a couple other characters with limited lines for me to pull good reactions from.

It's definitely not a perfect system but it doesn't require much effort to set it up to support any given NPC or playermodel. I don't have the ability to make it automatically detect an entity's gender because there doesn't seem to be a system for that in the engine, so it would have to be set on a per-model basis.
♬♫~Joe Blaze~♫♬ Jul 25 @ 12:13pm 
Too convoluted, I want simple reactions where female models with female anims will automatically have alyx's voice kind of thing. And vortigaunts/models that share vort animations have their own reactions. And males have barney's voice.
VladiMatt  [author] Jul 24 @ 6:47am 
nah that cvar is for pissing on other players but honestly it should probably also affect self-pissing, too. i'll go ahead and fix that now
Ranger-52 Jul 24 @ 1:07am 
is that where you piss in your mouth
VladiMatt  [author] Jul 23 @ 7:52pm 
also just pushed a fix for piss_player_disgust because I just noticed that wasn't working either
VladiMatt  [author] Jul 23 @ 7:50pm 
Just pushed a fix for piss_npc_disgust not working, apparently I forgot to ever actually add a check for it lmao

I don't have any plans to add a whole menu for custom reaction sounds but towards the bottom of the description under "CUSTOM REACTION" there are instructions on how to add/remove sounds for playermodels and NPCs. It's not the most elegant solution but it works
♬♫~Joe Blaze~♫♬ Jul 22 @ 10:03am 
Also, Turning off the reaction sounds is broken/doesn't work, Tested on a vortigaunt. And VJ base SNPC's are broken from this not understanding the models.
♬♫~Joe Blaze~♫♬ Jul 22 @ 9:56am 
Yeah, Make it so that whatever you pee on stays yellow for a while. For like 20 - 30 minutes. And an option to change the NPC's reaction sounds through a customization menu. Because it gets weird when female NPC models keep making male noises/random noises from the addon that have no relation. Plus, Vortigaunts aren't supported either from what I could find.
рейдж лубеница Jul 2 @ 12:09pm 
piss on fire and no more fire piss napalm adds fire
рейдж лубеница Jul 2 @ 12:08pm 
this mod works with vfire
The Mimic Jun 28 @ 4:09am 
yo bro
Ghost of Christmas past Jun 28 @ 4:06am 
yo bro
3hunnak_ Jun 20 @ 10:11pm 
Make it so that the puddle appears and stays for a long time. For about 120 seconds. Also, maybe so that the urine makes everything yellow or so. So that you can see that someone just marked that sofa.
VladiMatt  [author] May 28 @ 2:25pm 
added a new clientside cvar to hide piss entirely for those who don't want to see the piss at all, though only for yellow piss for now
JK47PLAYZ May 23 @ 5:58pm 
Mr Pherical WHAT
VladiMatt  [author] May 19 @ 12:57pm 
i think gwater2 is gonna be your best bet there, chief
MetroNetron-MSDoS May 18 @ 9:59am 
plz add ♥♥♥
Jack N. Offe May 15 @ 2:12pm 
Thanks
VladiMatt  [author] May 15 @ 8:35am 
1) cut back on the cherry koolaid, that should clear up in a few days

2) the SWEP lets you cycle between regular/blood/napalm piss with right click
Jack N. Offe May 14 @ 8:00pm 
Why's my piss red? Also why is my Garry's Mod piss red?
REVENGEFUL May 13 @ 1:38pm 
fine
andrew May 11 @ 9:16am 
favorited thank you for the piss mod
Gremlin Apr 26 @ 11:15am 
now the flowers will grow.
BOOGIE Apr 14 @ 3:54pm 
woh
Gabriel1Hot Apr 7 @ 1:14pm 
Postal 3 uses a skeleton quite similar to that of Gmod but each bone has different names, perhaps replacing the name of the skeleton in the animation might work. If you manage to do something, could you tell me how you did it? I've been wanting to port the animations from Postal 3 to Gmod.
VladiMatt  [author] Apr 6 @ 8:25pm 
Oh and I'd definitely love to add a better thirdperson animation for the SWEP but I know basically nothing about animation or even just porting them from other games.

That said Postal 3 is in the Source engine so it might actually be easy enough to get it figured out, I'll have to consult a homie who knows Blender
VladiMatt  [author] Apr 6 @ 8:19pm 
Yeah, but clear makes it too hard to see and white looks a bit too adult for the workshop so I opted for blue. It's really just supposed to be an clientside setting for folks who find the yellow piss offputting but want to play on a server that has it installed.
Ranger-52 Apr 6 @ 12:46pm 
clean piss would be clear/white, blue piss would be a disease of some kind
Gabriel1Hot Apr 6 @ 12:43pm 
I really like this mod. One question: Do you plan to make Unzip's third-person animation similar to Postal 3's in this mod? (Yes, it's a bad game, but the animations are pretty good.)
Fumbduck Mar 25 @ 8:10am 
you gotta add the famous 'now the flowers will grow' line i beg:melon:
☨乂Recks25乂☨ Mar 24 @ 6:41am 
I want to thank the developer for such an addon, but still, I know that in postal 2 the main character is a man, but I would also like to see how it will be for girls to work, because some guys like to play for girls, I am no exception, I will be pleased if you make not only a male piseng but also a female one:)
In rp it will be very interesting when you need to go for a girl, it will be especially pleasant if it bursts her limit
in the game itself it was like that, for some female.
[ZOV!] Гойдарыч. Mar 22 @ 6:28pm 
alright, figured something out.
yes, it's addons, but which one - don't know yet, gotta search.
[ZOV!] Гойдарыч. Mar 22 @ 5:55pm 
mod itself works good, but middle stream is missing(or there's just a gap betwen 2 lines, don't know.), error happend suddenly, so i'll try to search for conflicting mod, if it has one.
VladiMatt  [author] Mar 22 @ 8:54am 
That's very strange, I've never had issues with the mass being set to 0 before, and the documentation for physobj:SetMass() suggests 0 is a valid option

Can you share a bit more info about what you were doing at the time the error happened? Can you make it happen again and share the process? Right now I can only speculate that perhaps you have another addon installed that is somehow conflicting but I can't know for sure
[ZOV!] Гойдарыч. Mar 22 @ 2:29am 
excuse me, what is this.

Mass can not be lower or equal to 0!
stack traceback:
lua/entities/ent_postal_pee/init.lua:34: in function <lua/entities/ent_postal_pee/init.lua:18>
[C]: in function 'Spawn'
lua/autorun/server/sv_pee.lua:114: in function 'DoPiss'
lua/autorun/server/sv_pee.lua:183: in function <lua/autorun/server/sv_pee.lua:178>
lua/dlib/modules/hook.lua:904: in function <lua/dlib/modules/hook.lua:900>
VladiMatt  [author] Mar 16 @ 11:22pm 
added a new "piss_clean 1/0" client cvar for people who dont want to see yellow piss but still want to use the addon or play on a server that has it installed
Panda Gaming Feb 18 @ 11:57am 
bwahaha, no
Jeffrey Epstein Feb 18 @ 7:27am 
this'll make the flowers grow
soldier gaming Feb 15 @ 4:15pm 
take my piss
Joe Balls Feb 7 @ 8:55pm 
add white piss
brunoski Feb 4 @ 4:31pm 
also maybe add a decal when piss splashes? (probably the "beersplash" decal)
lanlangaming Feb 3 @ 3:57pm 
Im gonna become the worlds best pisser
VladiMatt  [author] Feb 3 @ 10:16am 
Basic vfire support has been added, both when extinguishing and using Napalm mode
Ranger-52 Feb 2 @ 11:04pm 
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