Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

gm_bettercallsaul
223 Comments
Exit.9B Feb 12 @ 7:47am 
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do! And so do I.
Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?
For a substantial fee, and I do mean substantial, you and your loved ones can vanish. Untraceable.
I want it in a money order and make it out to Ice Station Zebra Associates. That's my loan out. It's totally legit … it's done just for tax purposes. After that we can discuss Visa or Mastercard, but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask, all right?
You're a high-risk client. You're gonna need the deluxe service. It's gonna cost you.
If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.
I never should have let my dojo membership run out.
Better safe than sorry. That's my motto.
As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's been known to happen."
Don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me
BiggerBoss Sep 25, 2024 @ 10:51am 
i approve of this mod
Sweeto Apr 10, 2024 @ 10:26am 
SIGMA
That_special_orphan Apr 2, 2024 @ 11:32am 
Your honor, I say nu-uh.
豆浆就着老油条 Mar 31, 2024 @ 3:33am 
Better call Saul!
Minos Prime Mar 30, 2024 @ 6:29pm 
Your honor, how was it a hate crime if my client loved doing it.
Geo Mar 21, 2024 @ 12:26pm 
Your honor, my client's mind simply claimed is glory over him and he fell inside a hole he couldnt see!
die Kater Schneider Mar 19, 2024 @ 9:40am 
yappy :steamhappy:
TheRealEdcola Mar 11, 2024 @ 4:07pm 
BETTER CALL SAUL!
Local Ethanol Drinker Jan 18, 2024 @ 11:37am 
Your honor, If my client is what he eats, he's an innocent man.
nacho Jan 3, 2024 @ 10:42pm 
Greatest legal mind I ever knew.
𝐊 𝐀 𝐘 ' 𝐓 𝐇 𝐎 Dec 7, 2023 @ 10:03pm 
BETTER CALL SAUL! :theathlete:
Chiro Aug 12, 2023 @ 8:10am 
BETTER CALL SAUL!:steamhappy:
💗💞 :Creamybuns: 💞💗 Jul 24, 2023 @ 7:42pm 
I BETTER CALL SAUL! :steamhappy:
madam lilith May 30, 2023 @ 1:02pm 
waluther
B33keepsie May 16, 2023 @ 6:43pm 
LETS GOOOOOOO
Butter Mar 1, 2023 @ 5:19pm 
Your honor, if my client is indeed busting it down sexual style, then is he truly goated with the sauce?
PANCONZORRA Jan 7, 2023 @ 5:34pm 
brown
Neptune Jan 6, 2023 @ 11:10am 
your honor, he was just trolling that medic.
Dom's interpreter Dec 10, 2022 @ 8:10am 
Must-Dial Kyle
The Mimic Nov 22, 2022 @ 5:43pm 
If you are what you eat, then my client is innocent.
flubber maniac Nov 20, 2022 @ 2:25pm 
i think im in the middle of something
Xpeed Nov 18, 2022 @ 1:36pm 
guf guf
Gaper-Bingzoid Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:57am 
i have v buck 200stole!!
i call the sual!!11!
toilet bong Nov 6, 2022 @ 11:34am 
bro think he saul
REI Oct 29, 2022 @ 9:05am 
waltuh
Agent Steve (Steve Bond FR) Oct 26, 2022 @ 2:23pm 
I BETTER CALL SAUL !!!
Freddy Fazbear Oct 12, 2022 @ 1:22am 
Me When I Saw This:*Saul Song Starts Playing*
Goofball Oct 11, 2022 @ 6:24pm 
gotta ring paul
3번 시내버스 기사 Oct 7, 2022 @ 6:03am 
ding di dididi ding ding di di di ding
01 Sep 30, 2022 @ 4:37am 
damn, better call saul on this case
velocity72 Sep 21, 2022 @ 8:53pm 
i had a bad job until my boss did not accuse me of stealing i shoulnt call saul
Mr. Morale Sep 12, 2022 @ 5:21pm 
I probably should call saul
roddsteel Sep 11, 2022 @ 6:55pm 
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Spoonglove Sep 6, 2022 @ 8:37pm 
Yes
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Dr.Oculus Aug 27, 2022 @ 1:10am 
im quaking.the shock is immense.i didnt expect to see something so utterly magnificent,yet so powerful....



I BETTER CALL S-
mingebag Aug 26, 2022 @ 12:19pm 
fuck
Gremmy Aug 24, 2022 @ 3:38pm 
hi i'm Saul Goodman did you know you have rights, Constitution says you do and so do I. I believe that until guilty every man woman and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you Albuquerque. better call Saul
𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕚PULA Aug 24, 2022 @ 9:21am 
incredible
OPERATION BOLTED BARBECUE JOIN Aug 21, 2022 @ 8:46pm 
Nuff said
terricaspersen Aug 21, 2022 @ 6:08pm 
I have slain the ooga booga man.
some man Aug 21, 2022 @ 4:02pm 
ALERT! you read this, you stop people copy and pasting about myths about the fake ooga booga man
CarriBPirat Aug 21, 2022 @ 2:04pm 
WARNING! MY ASS
ducksicker Aug 21, 2022 @ 1:16pm 
WARNING! clarissa can suck my ballsack
HeadcrabP38 Aug 21, 2022 @ 12:08pm 
Warning! you are going to die if you believe in the crap below the guy speaking facts because I will come to your home and take you out if you believe in that dog crap.
JWBMann Aug 21, 2022 @ 11:55am 
WARNING! If you believe this shit then you are braindead!
walter Aug 21, 2022 @ 10:30am 
when the map is more entertaining than the comments
Sarge Aug 21, 2022 @ 3:21am 
doge works for ISIS