only yanks call it emoo really cuz they're illiterate, maybe a european but not always

If you call emu "emoo" you officially earn the illiterate badge

go the essendon bombers (what is wrong with me)

EMU IS NATIVE TO HEAVEVILE IN BORING WILDLIFE

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ creepypasta onto a People Playground mod's comment section. He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen

funny thing is that this actually happened

oh ma gawd

EMUDER

Those emus look alot like ostriches!

GDAY MATES

As An Australian I Can Guarantee That The Emus Not Only Committed War Crimes But Also Had Laser Guns

What the :pzkpfw: hell?

well im glad im american

we lost that battle hard

Emu more like Emo

A mod

whaaat the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is this...?

here in aus, emus are a menace! When we ride them, some random wild emu gets jealous and fires at it with a lewis gun. Twas the reason we declared war on our national bird!

@Cheese Toasty can you perhaps tell me your story?

i fought in the emu wars

Crikey! Look at the size of that monster!

i cant believe the emus are boxes

cant believe this actually happened. yet, emus will assimilate thus more.

they lost, with 1000 bullets... and a lewis gun. against birds.

CHARGE MY CHILDREN FROM BRITIAN

"If we had a military division with the bullet carrying capacity of these birds, It would face any army in the world."

-Some Australian Guy

ikr

the emus could have beaten nazi germany if they were in ww2

Thy clip into the ground

this mod is so good i had to give it a award

10%10

wtf