Steam Community :: Numidium's Load Screens (now for all official add-ons)

Nickotanooki Jun 1, 2019 @ 6:19pm

It's not quite SarcasticDragon, but i suppose it works

Spaghetti Knight Aug 21, 2015 @ 1:50am

Thanks for making this. It's added a much needed addition in snarkiness to the loading screens, without being outright unpleasant, like the "cynical loading screens" mod is.

Black Angel Dan Jun 27, 2015 @ 7:40am

I've seen another mod that claimed it was a "cynical" loading screen mod that in truth was just bigoted, mysogynist and homophobic, apart from having nothing to do with cynicism.

Glad to see there's a version that's actually witty and funny. Thank you.

The Space Butterfly May 3, 2015 @ 7:16pm

Art.

Tyger Nov 26, 2014 @ 6:18pm

try making it on the nexus

Hanlon Lavelle Aug 22, 2014 @ 8:35am

dude, cant make this mod for just vanilla or one add-on at a time? no? still to f*cking lazy?!

Queeryū Kazuma Aug 16, 2014 @ 3:08pm

This mod makes the game a lot more fun to play, just to see what you're going to get next ^-^

evan_thegr8 Aug 13, 2014 @ 2:34pm

This Mod Is The Best Loading Screen mod ever in the skyrim universe i was in whiten and i heard rumors of the best mod ever and here it is i love this mod sooo much thank u

Commissar Hark Aug 11, 2014 @ 8:30am

well this just got intresting

TyroneShoelaces Jul 12, 2014 @ 9:38am

This sounds great, I would love to see it for us without the add ons. But from what I've heard this is hilarious.

AiluroTea Jul 11, 2014 @ 7:16pm

lol

Daddyfat5ack1- Jul 11, 2014 @ 12:13pm

dude this is awsome

Numidium III [author] Jul 10, 2014 @ 4:47pm

Ratings are always appreciated. :)

Two-Ton Kid Jul 9, 2014 @ 3:14pm

Great idea.

Jepf Gunga Jul 9, 2014 @ 12:21pm

I have all except dragonborn. Will it work?

Havikk Jul 8, 2014 @ 11:19am

do you have to have all 3 addons?

StayAway Jul 8, 2014 @ 7:04am

that's fuunnny

OuranHighSchoolHostClub Jul 7, 2014 @ 7:47pm

oh i only have hearthfire that i got yesterday

Semki Jul 7, 2014 @ 5:56pm

ha

Numidium III [author] Jul 7, 2014 @ 9:23am

@Overly Dramatic Ferret You need to have Bethesda's add-ons (Hearthfire, Dawnguard, and Dragonborn) because people have been reporting crashes without those.

OuranHighSchoolHostClub Jul 6, 2014 @ 11:47pm

whats the second mod i need to download?

DirtyPigCock Jul 6, 2014 @ 6:30pm

chuck norris sucks

Z4NN1K Jul 6, 2014 @ 8:25am

Ah, my bad. Have to have both official add-ons checked in the data files for everything to work. Once past that, I'd say this mod is pretty good, nice for a more humorous change in loading screen messages from the same old vanilla stuff.

keymitin Jul 5, 2014 @ 9:52pm

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TheLilyinBloom5963 Jul 5, 2014 @ 6:50pm

Bob is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PASTING THOSE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THINGS or Chuck Norris will come fo you in your sleep and rip out your heart

Ouija Jul 5, 2014 @ 3:20am

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Numidium III [author] Jul 4, 2014 @ 1:38pm

@FirstWorldMatt Hmm, that might be because you don't have all the official add-ons installed. I didn't think that could crash the game, though.

CaramelApple Jul 3, 2014 @ 4:41pm

this mod instantly crashed skyrim for me

Jorge Jul 3, 2014 @ 6:36am

lol i love 4th pic, its hilarious! :D

Numidium III [author] Jul 1, 2014 @ 11:57am

@Tomato-Chan I'm currently working on the add-on screens. Stay tuned.

Tomato-Chan Jul 1, 2014 @ 12:43am

Amazing mod, most of the loading screens usually stifle a chuckle. Though I noticed you haven't done most of the loading screens from the add-ons. Think those could be implemented? :)

Ford Escort 1997 60k miles only Jun 30, 2014 @ 2:03am

Looks good

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