WTF esa cosa me asusto cundo dijo (jar of dirt)

I can't wait to hear my friends' eyes roll when I start saying "I got a jar of bile! And guess what's inside it!" XD

I've got a jar of diiiirt! I've got a jar of diiiirt! and guess what's inside it!

Oi, fishface!
Lose something, Eh?
*Thud*
Got it!
Come to negotiate eh, have you, ya slimy GIT?
Look what I got.
I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt.
AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!

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New HUD guys!!

God dirt

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ign 8/8 m8 bestz modz

if u can i have an idea for another bile skin, a golden boomer bile jar cause i love gold :D

please, do this on Russian Version, PLEEEEEEASE)))

I am the 3000th subscriber :3

2500 Subscribers...oh hell yeah thank you so much

"What's a jar of dirt going to do?
"If you don't want it, give it back."
"... NO."
-Jar of Dirt for Ten Hours

Is that the character models mod that I uploaded in all those screenshots of yours?

lol lol and lol all the way xD

Yes~!

It's Davy jones' heart xD
Seen the movie

(っ• ω• )っ I got a jar of dirt!

i ve got a jar of shit

well i dont know whats inside a jar of dirt,....is it diamonds? mud? a tornado? WAIT IK is it dirt?!

The great Dirt/Jarate Feud of 2014

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Shut the hell up

WTF are you all talking about?

In the end...Konata defeated Yui with Ellis while Patty Stole Yui's Gibson Les Paul...not to mention Mio got murdered....and they all played the midnight riders on stage (with Patty playing Yui's former Les Paul)

Tsukasa: I thought that Miyuki was supposed to chase Mio! Ah well, it's all up to me now... *chases a fleeing mio with dirt and jarate until Osaka stops the two of them and stabs mio!*
Tsukasa: Er.. *Throws Jarate onto Osaka*
Osaka: Is this... MY GOD!!! *ragequits*

*Mugi flees and hides while Miyuki chases her with dirt and jarate*

Konata: They're siccing reinforcements! Misao, Aki, cut them off!
Aki and Misao: Alrighty then! *Splits Ui from the main Jarate-dirt-fight*
BOMBS AWAY! *chucks dirt and Jarate at ui*
Ui: F*ck This!!! *ragequits*
Aki and Misao: Yeah, hahah! *Chases Ui off the battlefield!*

Kagami: What was that? *covers mugi with Jarate*
Konata: What was what? *covers mugi with more Jarate*
Azusa: Just mugi being a coward *misses with a thrown dirt* Rats!
Tsukasa: JARATE! *throws jarate, the jarate hits a beehive and the beehive ends up stuck on yui's head!*
Yui: OH NO, NOT THE BEES! Augh, MY EYES! I HATE BEES! *jumps into a pool of water and then back out* More Dirt and Jarate, Less Bees! *gets Jarated* Where did that come from?
Konata: Heads Up! *throws more Jarate onto yui!*

*miyuki throws dirt at Mugi*
Mugi: *coughing* STOP IT!! I'M GETTING DIRT IN MY EYES!
Yui: ONEE CHAN HELP MEEEEEEE!
Ui: Here I come....(gets quickly drenched in dirt and jarate)

Tsukasa: listening to someone that is covered in piss is like shattering a mirror: If you do it you get bad luck!
Haruhi: *throws dirt* A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA!
Konata: Aw Hell NO!!! *Jarates Haruhi* Stay out of this!
Haruhi: Oh, Okay... *walks away*
Kagami: Konata, did you just...
Tsukasa: Never mind that, ritsu is asking for...
Konata: MORE JARATE!!!
Ritsu: Aw Piss... *gets covered in Jarate!*
Konata: And That, FUCKHEAD, was for calling us "F*cking Imbiciles"!
Miyuki: *to herself* why is this not a snowball fight?
Miyuki's 2nd Thoughts: *to Miyuki* Obviously, it would be freezing!
Tsukasa: Miyuki, don't drift off now, we've got dirt and jarate to throw!
Miyuki: Huhwhatzat? Oh, right, we've still to win this. *covers mio in Jarate*

Ritsu: YOU FUCKING IMBICILES!!!! OUR ANIME IS MADE BY THE SAME FREAKING COMPANY AS YOURS!!!

Konata: JARATE!!! *Throws on Kagami*
*kagami, now covered in piss, turns the middle finger towards konata and sticks a second one up*
Kagami: Where the hell did you get that from?
Konata: The Mann Co. Store.
Kagami: How-*gets interrupted by Konata*
Konata: I bumped into the Heavy. An adventure ensued!
Miyuki: I've spotted the K-on band, what do we do?
Tsukasa and Konata: Throw dirt and Jarate at them, of course!
Kagami: ...If you say so...
*konata, tsukasa, kagami and miyuki cover yui, mugi, mio and ritsu in Jarate!*
Azusa: What's going on?
Konata: THROW THE DIRT!!!
*azusa gets buried in thrown jars of dirt!*
Konata: Take THAT!

*I somtimes use K-ON! mod as well*
Tsukasa: ONEE CHAN! I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT, I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT! *Throws it on Kagami*
*kagami sticks her middle finger up at tsukasa*

...Jarate's always been better but it seems you like the idea of Konata, Tsukasa, Kagami and Miyuki go zombie killing together so, yeah. We have a Lucky Star fan over here! Forward, Dirt and JARATE!!!

damm you jack XD

*throws jar of dirt* "I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT! *smash* *zombies go mad*

LOL i LOVE IT 8D cheers Captain jack Sparrow, i love that bit with the dirt jar!!!
this is epic

Did it, thanks anyway

Hey, mod person, can you please make it j u s t a bit louder? I can hear it fine, usually, but the horde and other sounds tend to drown it out almost to the point of inaudibility. Thank you for your consideration.

meh, it's a good idea, and a hilarious memory of the film, but still looks bad

shoudn't this be a reskin for the gas bottle?

"port to starboard" (i can never get over that scene)

looks more gold.