The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Kill the Most Annoying Individuals in Skyrim (For Stormcloaks)
140 Comments
A very hot piece of Kek™ Jul 17, 2021 @ 7:28am 
Gonna get this after I finish the main quest so I can kill Delphine and Esbern
GP Apr 30, 2018 @ 12:21pm 
for those of u who don't know, Elenwen is killable. just beat the story mission and she can be killed. at least, that's how I got to kill the bitch
Ayisi Oct 5, 2017 @ 9:44pm 
how about elenwen of the thalmor embassy?
Frundor Oct 3, 2017 @ 12:53pm 
Hmmm, what is better future for she´s souls? Soul cairn? Sent her to Molag Bal pice of oblivion by his mace? What is most cruel think i can do to her? :D
Frundor Oct 3, 2017 @ 12:48pm 
Finaly! Way to not just ignore blades end-game requirement! Time to die you ungratefull bastards!:steamhappy:
Metal Wolf Oct 5, 2016 @ 12:08pm 
@Roobz
thats make my day... LoL :XD:
Shaminar the Dragon Sep 10, 2016 @ 12:09am 
Die, Delphine....DIE!!!!!

Seriously, what the hell was Bethesda thinking of when they made this quest?!?! It's insulting enough to create this bitch of a woman who demands that you murder a dragon because of his involvement in a war half a millennia ago in which he not only repented but was also forgiven by the GODS themselves!!! She wasn't there, she wouldn't know what really happened. Plus, haven't the mortals done hideous things throughout history too? I'm sure she murdered a fair number of Altmer through the years, so who does she think she is telling ME to kill the very dragon who wants to help the world? First of all, I happen to love dragons, secondly, how DARE she kick me out of my own temple. I've used console commands to kill her before and I'll use this mod to kill her again and send her soul to the Soul Carin....(laughs)

Bethedsa....Parrthy must be alive in ESVI or I'll be very upset with you.
Rook Aug 6, 2016 @ 5:35pm 
I'm coming for you, Delphine, you trashy tavern wench.
Nina_Mercer Jul 28, 2016 @ 10:10pm 
Can you make it to where you can also kill Mai'q the liar? I really badly want to kill him, every time i see him in the game i just shoot rapid arrows at him and repeatedly hit him with my daedric mace
shaebie Apr 25, 2016 @ 7:30pm 
Make it so after one day they respawn so i can kill em again!
Allie Jan 8, 2016 @ 6:23pm 
This mod is SOOOOOOOOOO good.
I killed Brynjolf, and it was so good, I reloaded the save and killed him again!!!
ps id also really like to kill Maul and Sapphire
Allie Jan 8, 2016 @ 5:16pm 
I wanna kill off the Companions. Aela, Skjor, the twins, all of them. They boast of bravery and honor but sit there all day doing nothing, do nothing to help the defense/sacking of whiterun, and take thug jobs to beat people up.
kcatt7450 Dec 22, 2015 @ 1:35am 
i want to just slaughter the battle-born. any1 else is kinda okay with me except maybe that 1 dude u get stuck in prison wth and have to help him escape to leave. he was kinda a prick that deserves to die. other then that there was 1 other the earl of whiterun that gets replaced also deserves to die but thats about it
Mungerine Nov 26, 2015 @ 1:09pm 
I can't seem to kill Maven. She just gets back up and continues being a huge B even after being paralyzed and having all the guards attack her with battleaxes and warhammers. I should mention that I've completed the Thieves Guild questline and all the quests she's involved in.
mad_monk_1492 Nov 18, 2015 @ 1:22pm 
I certainly don't like Nazeem, Dirge, Braith or Maven Black-Briar but the others on the list don't really bother me. However, the two problems with Maven is: she is tied in with the Thieves Guild Quest (you could obviously kill her after completing this quest of course) and the second problem is: she becomes Jarl of Riften if you side with the Imperials (no problem of course if you side with the Stormcloaks - like me). She and Nazeem would be the most satisfying kills. Thanks for this mod. :-)
shadowcat  [author] Nov 7, 2015 @ 7:10pm 
I may bring this back soon, I just haven't had much interest in modding recently so this just sorta died, I'm not sure when/where to start though. It's not going to be until sometime after Christmas as the computer I can mod on can no longer run Skyrim. My graphics card kinda died, and things. I will start back up again, and start doing CPR on this mod, reading through all the comments and see who you guys want to murder. Violently. Once I figure out how to make radiant quests, I'll make a seperate mod and add the link to this one. Just give me time to think and learn things.
BergalFlangal CinnaButters Nov 1, 2015 @ 7:45am 
HOW ABOUT FARKAS AND HIS GOD DAMN TALKING GLITCH?!?!?! :ori:
Templar Senpai Jul 11, 2015 @ 2:41pm 
*Nazeem, Heimskr, and many other people aren't essental in the first place. XD I've already killed them, payed the guards the fine, and stashed their bodies around. Ahh Elder Scrolls, First person gta w/out the cars.
doghis Jun 11, 2015 @ 4:14pm 
since the stormcloaks took over whiterun, in the blue palace, ireleth says insulting things. i wanna rip her face out ;c
Red Panda Standing By Apr 28, 2015 @ 11:27pm 
I'm going to slaughter the entire Black-Briar family.
Doctorwhat4 Apr 3, 2015 @ 6:41am 
DEATH TO MAVEN
Doctorwhat4 Apr 3, 2015 @ 6:41am 
I can't kill Maven!!! Do I have to complete the theives guild because I don't wanna...
Goldiee_87 Jan 16, 2015 @ 8:41am 
what is the texture pack you used in the screenshots it looks amazing
Shadowdrake Jan 11, 2015 @ 8:12pm 
Irileth?
Sleepy Jan 11, 2015 @ 3:37pm 
please let us kill kids cause theres this one kid i wanna teach a lesson the stupid "BATTLE-BORN GIVE ME YOUR MONEY"and "ELDERS ADULTS GAURDS THERE AINT NBODY I WONT FIGHT" kid in whiterun
Yodel Dec 29, 2014 @ 6:13am 
can u also kill all the legionnaires (I think that's how u spell it) in the hidden imperial camps?
wall socket Nov 22, 2014 @ 11:31pm 
Very happy! tried to enact justice on Maven and Plbbth! since I don't care about official thieving, soon as the empire wins she is toast on her smug throne! I taked to her daughter and it turns out she likes to watch the people she poisons die, see if I ever gather for her again, YEEK.
elliott Nov 6, 2014 @ 7:55pm 
YOU LIED! maven is still essential!
elliott Nov 6, 2014 @ 6:54pm 
YES! YES! YES! I WILL MURDER THE BLACKBRIARS but not ingun. i like ingun. THE BLACKBRIARS WILL PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! also, i wanna kill commander cauis.
Wistler Oct 23, 2014 @ 11:18am 
Amren is awesome!
NocturnalEye Oct 15, 2014 @ 12:52am 
why Ingun? Ingun was alright. Replace her with Olfina Grey-Mane. blasted tavern wench keeps bragging and gloating about how tough she is but probably hasn't even fought one skeever. and bragging to the blasted dovakiin of all people. I'm killing dragons and here you are going 'you don't like me becuase i'm strong, is that it'

and how about naadja stone-arm and that dark elf companon (whatever his name is). who are they to criticize your place i nthe companions? are they in charge? no? then shut up. even when you're brought into the circle, they insult you despite how you are now their superior.

are there any I'm missing?
kogie506 Oct 10, 2014 @ 2:16am 
Good Bye Maven Black-Briar!
Motörhead Oct 6, 2014 @ 7:16am 
Ho boy, if a download this mod, i know i'll be stuck , because there is no way i will restrain myself from killing that Delphine .:bandit:
fytogili Sep 17, 2014 @ 5:42am 
lol i killed all the companions except one which he is immortal... if this mod helps me kill that son of a btch then ill laugh my ass off because he is the only survivor of the companions besides me... also if this mod allows me to kill that son of a btch bald whiterun gaurd that doesnt dies..... oh man i will kneel down to you because not only he is fcking annoing BUT HE IS STEALLING MY ITEMS!!!!!! DEAR LORD he comes on my house and steals my valuable weapons and using em against me which i was hoping to sell em to the khajiit (even though my character is khajiit)
Dr-LoveMachine Sep 13, 2014 @ 3:26pm 
You should make all the Companions killable. Beat the Companions questline,and they bug you every milisecond. "We've stopped,what is it?" They're just...are annoying and that's what this mod is.,right? To kill the most annoying NPC's without getting a bounty? If you were to make a Heimskr/Nazeem hybrid of annoyance,that doesn't even come close to the painfully annoying Compainions followers.
Wonder of Me Sep 6, 2014 @ 8:26pm 
let me kill that BASTARD OF A FAMILY THE SILVER BLOODS oh and that ork that worksat the smelter he is a major ass-wipe
DoVikin Sep 6, 2014 @ 8:02pm 
I LOVE THIS MOD KILLED ALL OF THES PEOPLE ALREADY
cmp145 Sep 2, 2014 @ 9:37am 
ADD FARKAS IN PLEASE! I cant stand him, its SO ANNOYING!
Lapis Noct Aug 27, 2014 @ 9:56pm 
I would take pity on astrid.....
darkshadowdragon1 Aug 22, 2014 @ 3:46am 
Astird dies in dark brotherhood quest line. she deserves it.
Blitzeo Aug 21, 2014 @ 2:12pm 
Rolf Stone-Fist...please add
Loathsome Dung Eater Aug 19, 2014 @ 9:17pm 
Arnbjorn is real mean, so.. Him, maybe? Astrid's just so sassy, and Arnbjorn's too mean. They aren't compatible, so maybe he could be killable?
[PGCA]nodijo Aug 18, 2014 @ 11:05am 
6. Nazeem - first for ridiculing Carlotta about her produce, second the elf at the meatstand but I love the elf's come-back "Happy hunting, the woods are that way" LOOOOOL third for acting like a-know-it-all with Ysolda and finally for neglecting his wife.
7. Jarl Laiyla LawGivers' son the one that battles 'walls' lolol Rude jerk
8. Her 'high' Self Elenwyn the high elf
9. I have mixed feelings about Thonar and Thongvar and Beitid Thonars' wife. However they can all be rude asses.
10. The clothing merchant in Solitude - arrogant b@#!h! The elf - I can't remember her name
I know that's a lot, and that some of them you already got taken care of, but it's fun to be able to say this and know other players feel the same way!
[PGCA]nodijo Aug 18, 2014 @ 11:05am 
3. Maven B@HBriar and her sons or who/what ever they are
4. Thieves Guild ALL of them, they are not appreciative of anything you do and even after you help get them back on their feet
5. Braith I agree with everyone else she is just plain too far gone no hope for her rehabilitation so like a rabid dog needs put down so does she.
[PGCA]nodijo Aug 18, 2014 @ 11:05am 
Wow!!! Totally awesome mod! You nailed almost everyone on my list none the less here is my list:
1. Ulfred BattleBorn hate this jerk and his hag of a wife, the only rift in whiterun that neither time nor magic can make right is them breathing the same air
2. His son NOT Jon, the other one that walks up and down the stairs of Dragonsreach all day and into the night with his dad as though they are the 'royals' of Whiterun however, you NEVER see them enter no matter what time of day or night, they patrol the town' yet during the Civil War quest when Jarl Balgruuf the Greater says to Vignar I see your family was conveniently absent from the walls I Yelled at him SO WERE THE FRICKIN BATTLEBORNS THEY WEREN"T OUT THERE EITHER
HollowShell Aug 16, 2014 @ 7:29pm 
@theloyal imperial OR YOU CAN KILL EVEERYONE LIKE A DEMENTED BCH AND BE THE ONE AND ONLY ASSASIN MWUAHHAHHAHHAHA
Big man Aug 9, 2014 @ 12:12pm 
Amren? But he's the best!
Uncle Chicken 11 Aug 8, 2014 @ 6:32pm 
Maven Black-Briar? F.....g oath!I hate that bitch!
yod Aug 8, 2014 @ 4:35pm 
What blood mod do you have (I cant tell). If you do please tell me. Because i want a good blood mod thx.
Blood Aug 8, 2014 @ 12:13am 
Let the hate flow, you peaseant.