where is the thing

hear me out

if the half life 2 beta was "dark and gritty" the half life beta is "fleshy and weird"

he gets a bit too friendly after a while tho, if you know you know

You can do tor for sveen coop

guess what I'm going to do with this :)

goofy ahh mr friendly

This is cursed

The Sex Monster

Is there a way I can turn this into a ragdoll?

what is this

end rape

i'm glad mr. friendly was removed
we don't need an enemy that fucks gordon to death

gene we know from devs literally saying directly "YEAH BRO THIS BASTARD DOES TENTACLE HENTAI ON GORDON"

smoky banana everything about mr friendly is cursed

a piece of artwork on the Half-Life wiki describes how Mr. Friendly would restrain the player, and... use his "Mr. Friendly" on them. he would also make a "fingernails on chalkboard" sound when he moved, and would even slam the ground, knocking Gordon's glasses off. it is also described as a scavenger, eating the corpses of NPCs the player has killed, hence the disappearing corpses. I wonder what that boss fight would look like, being trapped in a blurry fight having Gordon's glasses knocked off.

Destroyer_Jayy if there is no actual footage or anything presenting how mr friendly rapes freeman, then how do we even know that he has a attack revolving around rape and mating??

this is cursed

now you too can die to some weirdass xen creatures by rape!!!

@mariolodyn24 thank god i dont wanna see the thing

basically the ONLY attacks it had were vomiting (shown in most npcs) and mating with freeman (no video found)

Here come the FBI!

This thing has a violent urge to mate which kills them.

Mr.friendly originally did ''interesting'' things to gordon to kill him. Please don't ask what things he did.

i pity those that don't know what mr. friendly does to people

I Want a Mr Friendly SNPC that works like it was designed to be

suck my fat fucking headcrab cock

I watched A Jolly Wangcore play Half Life Echoes and I always wondered why his name was Mr.Friendly...

It looks terrible... I'm subscribing to it.

S E X

I fear no man
But that thing
...
It scares me

oh no

“It's a carrion eater, and it thinks you are the coolest thing it's ever seen because you create so much food! You can snuff it if you want to, but, if you pay attention to its behaviour, it'll act as an early warning system. It can sense danger like a horse. If a bad-ass monster is close by, it'll make a warning cry and run away.”
(via the CombineOverwiki)

im scared but i love it

no one is going to do the hl1 scientist joke eehhhhhh fine NOH STAPH DAGH RAGH there happy

The kid who gave this idea to Gabe need some help.

The Pedo bear of half life