IT'S FINALLY HERE!
Sorry for the long wait. School is stressful, as is programming in a language you know almost nothing about. But the update is out! Revel in the annoyingness(?) of the new-and-improved Dab, now replaced with a certain memey microphone! And, for the first non-joke weapon introduced to the mod, try out the Shuriken! (It can't be swung, unlike the sword it descends from, but it's possibly the best throwing weapon you've ever seen! ...Or something.)
NEXT UP: The Blue Moon Sword and the Kazzarella! See you next time I have it in me to code!

Added a primitive version of a "rickroll" weapon. It's horribly incomplete right now, though.

UPDATE v0.0.0.2:
Adds a new gun: The Count.
Does Nothing renamed to Closer Look.
Hitboxes improved for Closer Look and Thomas the Rage Engine.
Closer Look's ammo reduced to 3,600 rounds (about 1 min. of constant firing).

Mod created. Adds two guns: Does Nothing and Thomas the Rage Engine.