Guys, fellas, comrades, mah bottoms!
I'm going to start learning UE5 not in 2026 but as soon as possible. Already ordered all the necessary parts.
Otherwise I'm going to keep messing with this shit for the rest of my life. I swear Source/Hammer move assets and triggers every time I launch my map. Bella haunts me IRL.

- Minor fixes in the bunker. Added a door, adjusted lighting

4-Star Update!
Thank you so much for giving me 4 stars. Now let's try reaching 5!

- The end message now works as it should. Instead of using cl_drawhud 0 (it also turns off texts) use player_weaponstrip. That was the problem.
- Added more geometry in the bunker + a new non-playable space. I need to work harder on my floors and ceilings.
- Underground corridor now has better navigation. Harder to get lost.

FINAL_1.0_FINAL_FOR_SURE_YES_YES

- Added the last sequence in the office building
- Fixed "Disrupted" OST during the underwater sequence
- Checked everything with ALT+P

Now I definitely have nothing else to add.
Please, Bella, let me go! I have other things to do!!! I'm tired, miss.
I will make a sequel, I promise, but in order to do that I need some rest. I will make another story about you and it's gonna be beautiful. UE5, Lightmass, a bit of nanites, hi-res textures. But I need to learn all of it first and for that I HAVE TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP!!!

Ready for Bolloxed, TheMaster974 and whoever is left.

- Additional optimization in the backyard
- Zombine elevator now takes longer to activate
- You won't get stuck on a Zombine elevator
- The underwater sequence now takes longer to complete thanks to a newly added gate. It's now more dynamic
- The stairs from the basement to the office building now contain a little platforming section
- Added a cable in the garage for visibility purposes
- The elite combine now flies towards the switch thanks to a phys_magnet. Neat! Additional visibility tool
- A little friction in the backyard before jumping down

Sometimes last_legs won't turn off. Fuck Source.
Final text doesn't work. Seriously, suck my dick, Source!
Some sounds won't turn on. Eat my ass, Sorce!!!
Sorry for the large file size. Hammer at one point deleted half of my .VMF file. I now save everything in as many places as I can. Source needs to be stopped. Just stop.

La Sombra, Twix Bar, FullHD Gameroom.
Thank you all for playing!
This is my last update 99.998%.

- Optimized the backyard. It will still flicker but less often. I don't wanna mess with Propper.
- You no longer can skip the FANROOM! From now on you're going to play the map as I ingeniously envisioned!!! I added those 2 boxes to block the INTENDED PASSAGE, not for you to skip the best in-game moment. Do you have ANY IDEA how much time I spent DEVELOPING THAT ROOM?!!11!111! FUCK YOU! HAHAHAHA!
- Added additional cubemaps and stuff.

This is it. Wish me luck with UE5, languages and life in general.

P.S. Mistakes can sometimes save your progress. I used to upload maps to the workshop incorrectly: instead of taking the map from the /maps folder I'd upload my work files. Because of that the size was larger and the cubemaps wouldn't work.
While working on this update my Hammer++ suddenly decided to delete half of my map. I don't know how or why. Just one day I discovered half of my assets missing.
What is to be done?!
Download the previous version from the Workshop, of course!
Had to re-done some stuff but at least this gestalt is closed.

P.P.S. How the fuck you guys just upload your map once and ever update it later? SO MANY GLITCHES!!! So many incorrect behaviour. Where can I find people to test everything before the release?

P.P.P.S. What's up with all the trans-propaganda everywhere? Go to HL2 Discord servers - trans flags. Download VPKEdit - trans flags. Trans-trans-trans. I'm just trying to play mah vydia! This is a full-time cult at this point. They claim to be a vulnerable minority and yet their flags, talking points, and representatives and goddamn everywhere.
Why trans in particular? There are plenty of other minority groups like depressed, alcoholic, Source map makers who're trying to prove themselves! Where is my flag?
I was neutral on this issue but now I'm annoyed and fatigued.
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