How to be the average CS:GO player :)

This is a guide on how to be the AVERAGE CS:GO player.

What you need to do

1) Be under 15 years old.



2) Your rank must be DMG or lower but sometimes it doesn't really matter.


3) Your steam name should always have some weird symbols so it looks cooler.


4) You should have a stupid anime avatar OR a pic with naked girls. You can also use a pro player as your avatar and pretend you are him. Overused memes are also allowed.


5) Have cheats but always act like you activate them only when the enemies are "cheaters" and think it's fair.



6) You should say "Ez" or "This game is f*cking boring" every time you win a round.

7) Act as if you were ScreaM whenever you make a good shot.


8) Always leave the game on the last round before you lose so the enemies can't see your rank.




9) Your steam profile info should look something like this : "If you are here it means that you are mad or think I'm a cheater" or "I'm not cheating don't be mad" but you hardly get more than 10 kills every game.



10) Always use Auto-Sniper on the last round.


11) Shout to your teammates whenever they lose a shot.

12) Always buy AWP or P90 on buy rounds and Deagle + Armor on Eco rounds.


13) Have expensive skins.



14) Always beg for AWP if you don't have money to buy your own. If someone doesn't drop it to you , teamkill him or follow him around the map until he dies.


15) Never Follow your teammates.



16) Always act like a god whenever you kill someone which is a higher rank than you.


Thank you for following this guide on how to be the average CS:GO player.