Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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EXTRA THICC
By shawty
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how to order the pizza
Step 1: Grab old rotory dial phone that no one uses anymore.

Step 2: "Dial" the Pizza company's number.

Step 3: Laugh like an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as you wait for them to pick up.

*They pick up* This is what you say.
If they ask you to hold, you say: Yes, I can hold.
If they ask you if you're read, say: Yes, I would like to place an order for delivery.
If they ask what your name is, say: Aku
If they ask if you have ordered before, say: I think I'm in the computer. (Meaning you've ordered from the before.)
If they ask you if you're lord Aku, say: Yes thats it, I would like a large-
If they cut you off, make a weird face and say: Huh, what?
If they say you probably want a pizza, what crust size do you want it to be, say you want it to be:
EXTRA THICC
If they say 30 minutes or its free: repeat it, as they confirm what you said, and say excellent, and laugh constantly, until they hang up, and make a weird face.
Then, put the phone back on the desk.

Congrats, you recieved a pizza with EXTRA THICC crust!

Video cout. of ZaBigTalent. I made this guide, but the video is from him.
42 Comments
Dylan Jul 24, 2018 @ 5:07am 
why
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Seamus Mcgee Dec 28, 2017 @ 7:04pm 
they hung up on me at the E X T R A T H I C C part
f4iTh Dec 22, 2017 @ 11:57am 
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sex wizard Dec 22, 2017 @ 3:52am 
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Tobi Oct 13, 2017 @ 12:02pm 
shut yo hoe ass up austarius ;)
W1N60 Oct 13, 2017 @ 11:21am 
watch out we got a meme expert right here
Tobi Oct 8, 2017 @ 1:10pm 
its what huh not huh what ;D
Catalyst Oct 8, 2017 @ 12:46pm 
How is this not the top guide for this game? I followed these steps exaxtly and got an
E X T R A   T H I C C pizza
Freddy Lupin Poodle Sep 1, 2017 @ 5:52pm 
Sweet I finally didn't get scammed by dominos pizza this time
Thanks!!!