Getting Started with Clickbaiting

This guide will explain how to sucessfully create clickbait content to get more views off any random sh*tpost you make on the interwebs.

I. Make Misleading Titles

This is a key part of clickbaiting which is the most important out of all the other steps provided in this guide. You MUST have a misleading title in your sh*tpost or else rip views and sweet ad revenue. Titles that can be used are "she did what?", "she showed me her...", or "kissing prank in the hood *gone wrong gone sexual must watch*" if you're one of those pieces of sh*t.

This kind of cringey sh*t is displayed below:

II. Include Arrows, Circles, and Colorful Text

You always want to have red arrows pointed at whatever the hell you want your dumbass viewers to look at like boobs knowing how horny some little kids can get over youtube 'porn' and actually jerk off to that sh*t because they're to p*ssy to go to a real porn site. The circle is just an addition if your ad revenue is dropping and you want to get as much money as you can from a single sh*tpost. The colorful text just spices things up to get those 12 year olds more hard when they see not only boobs and an arrow but text making them 10x more likely to click on your sh*tpost.

Examples of this clickbait being used to gain extra views is as displayed below:

III. Include Women

Inorder to become a god of clickbating you need to put half naked women in your images to make it way more appealing to all those little horny 12 year old virgins to roll in more views. This especially is the case when there is boobs or a*s in the images making them more likely to click on it giving you that sweet view and ad revenue. Like the images shown below should be able to turn on some little virgins making them click on your sh*tpost which has nothing to do with what your thumbnail is. This mainly applies to youtube as that is were most the horny little kids are at so that is your best chance at becoming huge off of clickbait.

The images below are somethings you can use to mislead brain dead 12 year olds for your personal gain

IV. Spam Tags

You always want to spam tags even if thay have nothing to do with your video to haul in even more views if you're that greedy. This is simple and time consuming but is worth it at the end when you get that sweet extra ad revenue.

This has been proven by youtubers socialblade stats as shown below:

V. Make Sure to do "Giveaways"

This is a must but you always have to be doing some sort of giveway whether it is on giftcards, technology, or whatever the hell you want to giveway this is required. Just make the how to join your giveway is subscribe to your channel, like the video, and turn notifications on. This will guarantee that your channel expands off your sh*tposts and you'll be making lots of money in no time.

The most disgusting scumbag thing to ever possibly do is as displayed below:

VI. The End

I hope this guide can help you with you're future sh*tposts and haul in those views from horny 12 year olds bringing in tons of ad revenue to your sh*tty channel. Why else would you be viewing this guide anyways? This is all the info I know all about clickbaiting and how you can use it to get more views. I'm sure I probably missed a ton of things but this is just the basics to help you start becoming a clickbaiting scumbag. You can use this anywere all over the interwebs even here on steam and in csgo for example workshop submissions to mislead people to subscribe to your map and give good ratings.

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[Dr. Heavy Pootis-Man]

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[Le Chiffre]

haha still works on 40 years old man LOL

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[Snare]

Very helpful thank you.
I started using this guide and my monthly ad revenue went from $2usd to $100usd
i use this guide for every video. every day bro.

[TNT]

had to put stars in the cuss words cuz steam just censored them and u wouldn't know what it was sorry bout that :/