How To Start Playing: Counter Strike Global Offensive

This guide will explain how to start playing Counter Strike Global Offensive from before you even click the play button. So if you need some assistance when it comes to the process of buying and installing the game, this is the guide for you!

This will be my second How To Start Playing guide, hope you enjoy and get some laughs. Try not take it seriously but any advice and improvements that you think could be made will be taken and will help me become better.

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Buying The Game

What you want to do is get your hands on a debit or credit card, or even a steam gift cards. However, what you need is atleast £11.99 or whatever amount that is in your magical foreign place. Now make your way to the steam store and locate the Search Bar, now if that is too difficult look up a video on Youtube, I will not get you this video as if you cant locate the Search Bar you dont deserve the youtube video. Now in the Search Bar you want to enter these words 'Counter Strike Global Offensive', make sure you spell it correctly. However, if you had a problem finding the Search Bar this may be too hard for you. So, after you insert 'Counter Strike Global Offensive' you need to click on the button that say 'Add To Cart'. Now you want to make yourself to your cart, this may be too hard.. this joke is old. So once you are in the cart you want to purchase it for yourself, NOT for someone else as you wont be able to play it on your Gameboy. So enter in the details for your parents Debit/ Credit card but make sure you save their card details, this will be important later, this is crucial! So the hardest bit of the whole process of buying and playing the game occurs, clicking the purchase button. Dont worry, if you are having problem clicking it, send me your details and ill do it for you. So after the process of purchasing the game you will be able to find it in your game library.

Downloading

Now if you have read my last review you know that the gaming community of people either has s**t a** internet or the internet from the heavens. Now CSGO(this is the acronym for Counter Strike Global Offensive, if you are a bit slow) isnt the largest download you will ever do but if you have s**t a** internet this may take you about 8 hours in your home or about 6 hours in your local McDonalds , KFC ect. But if you have the internet from the gods it will take youn no longer than 1 second, I swear ive used this joke before. Anyways now comes the best part clicking the quit button after you click the start button, the bad part is the clicking of the play button.

Playing The Game

When you open up the game the first place you will want to go to is the 'Inventory' section, this is where you will spead most of your time as this is where you can inspect your skins and buy more and better skins. Now remember when i said to save your parents Debit/Credit card, this is where i comes into play. Now you want to add in the highest amount of money possible into your Steam wallet twice. So you want to buy a knife, spend ever penny you have on the knife, doesnt matter if a cheaper one looks nicer, the more expensive the better. After this you will want to add more money into your steam wallet from your parent cards to buy good skins for each gun, even if you have no intention on using a gun, you may use it at some point in the next 2000 hours of play so, better safe than sorry. Now after all the skins are bought you will need to get to rank 2. Go to another guide or Youtube video for this as i have no intention on telling you how to play the game, watch WarOwl or some s**t.