TF2 Hacker Etiquette

AKA What to do when a hacker joins

Competitive Mode

For some idiotic reason which I can't phatom, you can't kick people in Competitive. How very stupid am I right?

There is no way to get rid of a hacker DIRECTLY while you're still in game, but you can still make his life hell.

Hackers hack cause they want to win. So what do you do if your team has a hacker? YOU LOSE! If you lose, the hacker loses too.

Simply follow this TF2 Hacker Etiquette:

1. If an obvious hacker is spotted, you are to report him immediately using the report function.
2. If you have a hacker on your team, stay in spawn or troll him.
3. If you have a hacker on your team, you should make no effort in combating the enemy team, and should instead let them to freely capture the objective.
4. If there are multiple hackers, the team with MORE hackers should follow rules 2 and 3.
5. If the number of hackers on both teams is equal, both teams should stay in spawn and let the hackers battle eachother.
6. Supporting a hacker in any way (including, but not limited to: healing, building dispensers for him, giving him ammo, repairing his buildings, acting as his bodyguard etc.) is under any circumstances considered a d!ck move.

"What if I am the one hacking?"

1. Carefully open your d!сk pasta

2. Pour your d!сks into a pot of water

3. Boil your d!cks for 8-12 minutes

4. Once the time is up, plate and serve

[Duncan_McOkinner]

Just invite someone with Aimbot for an epic Aimbot duel...

[[NSS] Vinyl]

@Kanna most likely still hacking, just because somebody has expensive items, it doesn't mean that they're not cheating.

[The Pooter Pybro]

haha

[swinka morska]

+rep шалава

[Sea Slugger]

Might need to get help from a Medic with a Vaccinator each short burst gives full immunity from crits thus protecting you and the Medic from instant diying and can make them panic.

[MerlonFire23 | artBasse]

phatom? you mean fathom? sorry to be a grammar nazi, Just getting that out of the way

[Jesse]

i once was playing with a hacker on a community server and i just stayed in the resupply until he got bored and left

[ocaso]

if the hacker has a unusual? does that mean he's good or he's still hacking?

[The doulaliyi]

but what if the hacker is good at hiding it and im healing him, am i still considered a dick

[Ashy]

LOL