How to be a weird Smite Player

Due to the success of my other guide, https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=913006337, I decided to do another useful guide.

In this episode of NatBullshit we are going to see the weird smite players

Basic knowlegde

You must be at least, high platinum. Golds and Bronzes are not allowed.

Always try to use commands like VVGR (No Problem) or VVS (Sorry), and all that kind of positive commands.

If your full team decides that chasing till phoenix a Merc with speed is a good idea and then they die because a sylvanus jgl ganks him.... You must always shut up and keep playing, never raging, never rage quit, even if the deaths score is 16 to 0 in 5 mins.

Here is an example of those scums.


The sacred rule of weird smite players is always to be positive

Quotes of a Weird Smite Player

Here some quotes that `ll help u along your journey in the Smite ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jungle.

"Recently, I have been under-performing. But I'm confident that from now on... I can be the greatest again."

"I guess you can say I became the best, but I don't think I'm that great yet."

The glory is being happy. The glory is not winning here or winning there. The glory is enjoying practicing, enjoy every day, enjoying to work hard, trying to be a better player than before.

Just repeat those, Im sure the entire smite community will hate u cause u are positive.

In my long smite play, this type of scumbags players were in this league, in that season.

Be part of the Brotherhood Of Steel

I can see u ran out of ideas, huh? Yeah but shut the ♥♥♥♥ up.

My god if you dont played any fallout pls ♥♥♥.

I know this is a Smite guide but I wanted to say that the ppl that I know that now have decents rank has been always been part of the brotherhood, even in Fallout 4.

If in fallout 3 u decided to use VEF on project purify and if you joined the institue or the railroad in Fallout 4, my friend, is easy to know why you are stuck in bronze, ♥♥♥♥♥.

Well I hope you liked this guide too and I hope you`ll support like the other one.

See ya ♥♥♥♥♥!

[gnoll]

not funny like the other one, go to hell. You're piece of ♥♥♥♥ for writing the unfunny, I removed the steam points that I gave the other guide because you wasted my time. delete this ♥♥♥♥

[CptBlazedAsFck]

I stopped playing because of this toxic community. I've never experienced toxicity like this before :D

[prof. dr. dude nuke-em]

play ao kuang

[[GD] FirstGod]

Muy buena Guia me sirvio tanto que tuve una ereccion con ella. :)

[Monika]

cringe bruh

[HeavyCream]

very funny

[Birra Light]

biva peron

[D]

weird pog but alas

[Jisoo]

:P

[nf]

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