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SMG4's magical Land of Retardedness

2 out of 10 will NOT visit again:
went here for a holiday. GOOD THINGS:
-doors were extra wide to fit me in (didnt get airlifted btw)
-saw mario and what ever the fuck the other names were
-ate a lot
-never ran out of food
-had an extra big toilet that didnt break when i sat on it
-beds were good.
BAD THINGS
-i woke up and my pillow was gone. i felt weird when i woke up.
-squid girl's voice sounded like screeching metal
-there was this blue hair chick, i forgot her name. whenever i think abt it, she couldnt shut up abt games.
-toad and bowser. a waste of space. kick them out so i can fit in the other rooms.
-SMG4. an unfunny disgrace. bro had the worst memes.
-red fatty kept eating my plate of pasta. he started humping it.
-green thing slept on my bed so i squashed her. got hurt after that.
- too many pictures of an axolotl. put up photos of lady hatt and my grandchildren Stephen hatt and bridget hatt.

DO NOT SHIT TALK THE GREEN GIRL!! SHE WILL KILL YOU