CS:GO Pickup Lines

In this guide you will find some Cheesy CS:GO Pickup Lines!

Pickup Lines

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• If you were a CSGO map you would be de_licious!
  
  
• Can I wallbang your double doors?
  
  
• You are so sweet I could just cbble you up.
  
  
• Hey girl, want to inspect my Case Hardened?
  
  
• Can I rush your lower tunnel?
  
  
• Are you a Nova? Because you are pure gold.
  
  
• Girl, you are my rare special item ❤
  
  
• When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart ❤
  
  
• If we open a case together what are my chances of getting lucky?
  
  
• Girl, is that a molotov under your feet? Cuz you are hot!
  
  
• Girl you gonna yell "2 long" and its not gonna be a report.
  
  
• You're a Mac-10/10 - MP9/10 - Mag7/10 - M4/10
  
  
• You look factory new, but after im done, you will be battle scarred
  
  
• Turn around girl coz imma flash and bang you.
  
  
• Do you mind if I peek your top of mid?
  
  
• Girl, I just want to hold you in my arms and lay you down cuz you're da bomb!
  
  
• Hey girl, want to have a private match? I've got de_cache... (get it? cache -> cash xD)
  
  
• Of course I can carry you, sweetie... to my bed ;)
  
  
• Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing
  
  
• If you let me work my way up your ladder, I'm sure you'll be in Heaven.
  
  
• Is your name Beretta? Because you make me see double.
  
  
• Hey girl, would you mind boosting me up?
  
  
• Girl, you're so hot I think you might be Mirage.
  
  
• Want to rush my banana?
  
  
• Girl, do you mind if I check out your underpass?
  
  
• My heart is strafing towards you more and more each day <3
  
  
• There is a reason why everyone calls me "The Grinder"... It's because I have a big black Glock.
  
  
• Can I camp in your Pit?
  
  
• Girl, you sure you don't want to give it another chance? I'll be sure to make you squeaky.
  
  
• I'm Fnatic for you <3
  
  
• You are the thing I'd prioritize when my team says "save"
  
  
• Girl, I will make your Famas Pulse
  
  
• Is 7355608 your number 'cause you're the bomb!
  
  
• Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing
  
  
• Girl how do you have full HP?because you just fell from heaven
  
  
• They call me defuse kit, cause I last 5 seconds.... Wait..
  
  
• Baby are you a flashbang ? because you are stunning
  
  
• My AK isn't the only thing that penetrates well
  
  
• Girl, are you mid? Because you are smoking.
  
  
• are we rushing in or are we going sneaky beaky like
  
  
• Hey girl, you got some big hitboxes
  
  
• Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you da bomb
  
  
• Hey gurl are you silver? cause I'm actually a MGE, bend over.
  
  
• I'll show you A Long ;D
  
  
• Are you comfortable with public affection, or should we go sneaky beaky like
  
  
• I've got to eco this round, let's just get a pizza
  
  
• if you're an ak , i'd pick you up
  
  
• Ay girl. Are you an AWP cause I'd dump my Ak for you.
  
  
• Hey baby wanna rush my D site?
  
  
• I would love to SPAWN on your face!
  
  
• You make my karambit go bayonet.
  
  
• Girl asked me for my digits so i told her 1:0:29278475
  
  
• Help me practice my spray control...
  
  
• Don't be a kit show me tit
  
  
• All rush banana no stop plz
  
  
• Hey babe, what's your favorite position? Mine's long A. - Mine is banana - mine's lower dark - Mine is Secret. Wait...
  
  
• What's your strat for the night because I'm thinkin' of planting my bomb at site V.
  
  
• Wanna play some CS? You can be T cuz you lookin' bomb.
  
  
• You wana see my Pit Viper?
  
  
• Hey girl did you buy a smoke and a molotov, because you are smoking hot.
  
  
• Can I plant my bomb on your G-Spot?
  
  
• I want to spray u like i spray my negev.
  
  
• I'm about to plant my bomb right on your B-site.
  
  
• Hey girl, you are so hot i could even go to a VACation with you.
  
  
• Baby I'll stick it in your assimov.
  
  
• I'd like to headshot you with my white-out AWP.
  
  
• Hey girl, wanna Net"flicks" and chill?
  
  
• You can peak at my long any time.
  
  
• Damn gurl, you a p90? Cuz I’d spray you.
  
  
• Are you a knife? because your stabbing my heart.
  
  
• Wouldn't mind having to re-take you girl.
  
  
• If I was an M4A1-S, you could unscrew my silencer anytime.
  
  
• Looks like you've unboxed the key to my heart.
  
  
• Don't worry baby, I'm using protection. I bought head armor.
  
  
• if my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana?
  
  
• You make my heart go 128 tick.
  
  
• You're hotter than a $400 Molotov
  
  
• Lemme stick my hyper beast in your assimov real quick.
  
  
• Baby, you're the bomb, why don't you plant it at bombsite D?
  
  
• Babe, can you help me practise my pistol aim. - Cred to Deepruc
  
  
• Girl, sit on my head, i'll boost you.- Cred to Deepruc
  
  
• I will turn you factory new into a field tested.- Cred to Deepruc
  
  
• Are you a pop-flash? Cause you suprised me!- Cred to Misterx2893
  
  
• Are you a zeus? Because you're stunning!- Cred to Fukkmejerry
  
  
• I hope you got a music kit, cuz we gon be loud!- Cred to God Hates Bees
  
  
• Girl please just let me one tap you!- Cred to BruceHuskyDamon
  
  
• I'll peak your lower mid with my AWP anytime.- Cred to LevelZeroDragon
  
  
• Girl are you a frag grenade? cuz you blew em away!- Cred to Frozenkappa
  
  
• Girl take my AK, i'm sure you'll enjoy spraying with it.- Cred to M_CaT_Mp
  
  
• Baby put silencer on my USP and lets clear tunnels.- Cred to TheLarry
  
  
• Hey girl, me and my mate was wondering if you want dual berettas in your underpass?- Cred to VikingChild
  
  
• Hey girl, sit on my head and I will clear underpass! - Cred to VikingChild
  
  
• Is that a DLORE in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? - Cred to Tucker
  
  
• Girl if you were the bomb, Would you blow me?? - Cred to Rainbowwarria
  
  
  
  

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[ACK0j]

Girl you gonna yell "2 long" and its not gonna be a info.

[Heercamelot]

best guide in CS

[Gusburg]

very useful! i now have minestrike girlfriend!

[Not Imposter]

+rep nice Guide

[fubuki]

nice

[KuakiKouoSraki]

cringe PA TERA

[DKT'V AWCL A GSWD!]

cringe

[Arnufel]

+rep lmao

[low]

hacker, get reported ♥♥♥♥♥

[Fro]

i agree