How to be a Weaboo

Studies have shown that Weaboos are actually the "professionals" in CS:GO, if you want to be a Professional like them, this guide is right for you!

Introduction

Everyday, in our gaming lives, we encounter a weaboo. Weaboos are popular on the game. If you want to become popular like them, here's an official guide on how to be a professional like them.

Step 1 - Watch Anime

This is the first step to become a weaboo. You have to first understand the basics of Manga/Anime. Why? Weaboos are expert on japanese/anime ♥♥♥♥. I watched these animes:

Pokemon
Zero no tsukaima
Absolute Duo
Sword Art Online
Sword Art Online 2
Akame ga Kill!

I swear, these animes are great to watch (♥♥♥♥ Pokemon Sun and Moon)!

Step 2 - Listen to Anime/Japanese Music

Another thing to become a weaboo, listen to Japanese/Anime music! Those music have more feeling than POP music. How? Think about it! In Pop Category music, singers just talk about their gf/bf breaking up or cheating. In JPop, there's more! Here are some samples of Japanese Music.

Step 3 - Read fanfiction shipping of your favorite anime character(s)

To get more of a weaboo brain, read shipping of your favorite anime characters! (ex. Kirito x Asuna from Sword Art Online) Make sure they are rated M for sex in order to get more interest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Here's some links for fanfiction shipping.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12240285/1/Where-The-Lillie-Blooms (DO NOT RECOMMEND. PLZ DONT READ I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DRANK BLEACH AFTER THAT)

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12121948/1/SAO-Chapter-16-5 (DONT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ READ I SWEAR TO GOD THIS ONE MADE ME CRINGE AND DIE)

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10723859/1/Akame-Ga-Kill-Kill-The-Boyfriend (idk i havent read this yet...)

Anyway, um.. to the next step?

Step 4 - Get a Dakimakura Body Pillow

Get a body pillow of your favorite anime character you love! (Example: Esdese from Akame Ga Kill) Weaboos toy with their body pillow! It's a lot better than a sex doll, don't ya think? Here's some I found online:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Anime-Pokemon-Lillie-Alola-Dakimakura-Hugging-Body-Pillow-Case-Cover-Bedding-New-/182412386973?hash=item2a78a0229d:g:0yIAAOSwo4pYb1IK

https://www.amazon.com/Shrek-Microfiber-Pillow-White-18X54/dp/B017DNLY1K

Or if you want more...
https://www.animedakimakurapillow.com/collections/on-sale?view=all

(why does this exist)

Step 5 - Watch Hentai

If you're love your body pillow so much and want to make "love" to it... Consider watching hentai of your lovely anime character. It wont look like you're really having sex with her/him, but if you masturbate while the video is playing, it feels real, right? This is an optional step. Now, onto the next step.

Step 6 - Play Anime Games

Anime Games are a great way to get your own storyline in your anime game. There are games on steam that are for weaboos.

Nekopara is one of them.

This is a good way to find ships easier!

Conclusions

You're welcome for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your life.

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finally i learned to play this game

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