Subscribe to download
[SOUNDPACK] Lester T. Hobbes

"Lester T. Hobbes is my name, and ass-kicking is my game!" - Lester T. Hobbes

This adds in a new soundpack called "Lester T. Hobbes" for the "Security Guard" character.
As seen on the screenshots, all you gotta do is go to Profiles, then choose "Security Guy" and select "Lester T. Hobbes" as voice.

RIP Mojo Nixon, he may be dead but Rock&Roll is still everywhere, just like Elvis!

From the "Voice Commands"

Agree
"Hey! Wuahyeah-HaH!"

Disagree
"Hold it right there, boy!"
"STOP OR I'LL SHOOT!"

Follow Me
"I said GET OVER HERE, BOOOY!"

Take Point
"Hands up, Son."

No weapon/No ammo
"SLOW DOWN BOY I'M TRYIAN' T'RELOAD MUH GUUUN!"

Ready
"I am Lester T. Hobbes, I can ANYONE I WANT TO-male, female, animal..."
"Lester T. Hobbes is my name, and ass-kickin' is MY GAME!"

Look
"Pay attention to me, boy!"

From the "Environment"

Taunt (kill an enemy)
"I'm the designated ass-kicker, ♥♥♥♥♥♥' puke face!"
"♥♥♥♥ YOU AND YOUR HOOORSE!!!"
"HUHUA HAH HAH HAH Ahhoh ho ho!"
"I'm tha LAW 'round heahr, BOY!"
"I AM THE LAW!!!"
"Freeze, ♥♥♥♥♥♥! I AM THE LAW! LESTER T. HOOOBBES!"

Picking up a medkit/briefcase
"I'm gunna GETCHU BOAYY!"

Pain
"Guuuhuu--!"
"OW! OOW!"
"GUH--Heeeell!"

Fall
"GUH--Heeeell!"

Melee
"HUU-!"

Bash
"HUU-!"
"HUU-!--STOP OR I'LL SHOOT!"
"HUU-!--FREEEZE!"

Kick
"HUU-!"
"HUU-!--What the-"
"HUU-!--I'M the Designated ASS Kicker!"

Infected
"godfunkintdangitalltordem*snork*"

Dead
"AUH, HUGUH, BLIYAHJ, EHGU-GUHHGbmm"
"GUUUHUUUAAAHUHUIUGFIa---BLEGHM--BLEEEEH"
"BLUHUHAH HAH HAAAH *snork* Nmh *snork* BLYAHEAHH!"

Yeah, I put them as onomotopoeia, feck 'em descriptions.