Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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The nutshack but in a TF2 guide.
Por FriskyMisk
It's the nutshack but in a guide.
   
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The lyrics
It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)
It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?)
It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes! Yeeeah)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (‘The ♥♥♥♥ you say, boyee?)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack…)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)
It’s the Nutshack!
Hoo-ugh!
Phil’s from the stone, Jack’s from the pier,
Horatio or Horat so beer!
Tito ♥♥♥♥ “Dickman”, baby!
He hates Phil and loves the ladies.
Jack’s cool-ass lazy, he’s still learnin’.
Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.
Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!
Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,
But that’s not happenin’, either!
Shakin’ like a seizure, hold up, boys
and spark this, take a breather.
With that reefer in my lungs,
I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?
It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)
It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!

The Lyrics (Varbose)
Let us refer to the residence we like to call " the Nutshack"; "nut" being an allusion to a human testicle and "shack" meaning a roughly build place which people inhabit. (Expression of reaffirmation, Expression of reaffirmation)
Let us refer to the residence we like to call " the Nutshack"; "nut" being an allusion to a human testicle and "shack" meaning a roughly build place which people inhabit. (Could you please provide me with the list of words this human male just pronounced?) (Expression that denotates the humoristic value I find in this opinion exchange)
Let us refer to the residence we like to call " the Nutshack"; "nut" being an allusion to a human testicle and "shack" meaning a roughly build place which people inhabit. (I am in agreement with your last statement) (Expression of reaffirmation)
Let us refer to the residence we like to call " the Nutshack"; "nut" being an allusion to a human testicle and "shack" meaning a roughly build place which people inhabit. (I would like to state that I am in posession of the so called "Nutshack")
Let us refer to the residence we like to call " the Nutshack"; "nut" being an allusion to a human testicle and "shack" meaning a roughly build place which people inhabit. (I am gently asking you to keep this thought in your memory, so you do not accidentally forget about it, male human child)
Let us refer to the residence we like to call " the Nutshack"; "nut" being an allusion to a human testicle and "shack" meaning a roughly build place which people inhabit. (We are in fact speaking about this place designated as "The Nutshack"; which is a word play between the words "nut" and "shack", whose meaning was recently explained)
Let us refer to the residence we like to call " the Nutshack"; "nut" being an allusion to a human testicle and "shack" meaning a roughly build place which people inhabit. (We are in fact speaking about this place designated as "The Nutshack"; which is a word play between the words "nut" and "shack", whose meaning was recently explained)
Let us refer to the residence we like to call " the Nutshack"; "nut" being an allusion to a human testicle and "shack" meaning a roughly build place which people inhabit. (I am very cheerful because I agree with your last statement and I wanted to reassure it.) (I am indeed aware of the existence of the previously mentioned "Nutshack", but my emotional state right now denotates that I am slumped in deep dejection, and that's why my voice is so faint.)
Let us refer to the residence we like to call " the Nutshack"; "nut" being an allusion to a human testicle and "shack" meaning a roughly build place which people inhabit. (Hello there, human.)
Let us refer to the residence we like to call " the Nutshack"; "nut" being an allusion to a human testicle and "shack" meaning a roughly build place which people inhabit. (It is a fact that in order to reside in the previously mentioned "Nutshack", you need to have testicles, or, vulgarly speaking: "Piece a nuts")
Let us refer to the residence we like to call " the Nutshack"; "nut" being an allusion to a human testicle and "shack" meaning a roughly build place which people inhabit. (That fact gave me a high level of astonishment)
Let us refer to the residence we like to call " the Nutshack"; "nut" being an allusion to a human testicle and "shack" meaning a roughly build place which people inhabit.
My level of excitement is so high that I can barley pronuonce words correcly.
The human male teenager Phillip, also known simply as Phil, comes from San Francisco, which is the cultural, commercial, and financial center of Northern California and the only consolidated city-county in California. San Francisco encompasses a land area of about 46.9 square miles (121 kilometers squared) on the northern end of the San Francisco Peninsula, which makes it the smallest county in the state. Phillip's cousin, also a human male teenager is called Jack, and he was born in the Philippine Islands, commonly designated as the Philippines, officially the Republic of the Philippines, which is a sovereign island country in Southeast Asia situated in the western Pacific Ocean. It consists of about 7 thousand and 641 islands that are categorized broadly under three main geographical divisions from north to south: Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao. The capital city of the Philippines is Manila and the most populous city is Quezon City, both part of Metro Manila.
Horatio, or, for short, Horat, is a member of a species of tarsier endemic to the Philippines. This species is found in the southeastern part of the archipelago, particularly on the islands of Bohol, Samar, Leyte and Mindanao. It is a member of the approximately 45-million-year-old family Tarsiidae, whose name is derived from its elongated "tarsus" or ankle bone. Formerly a member of the genus Tarsius, it is now listed as the only member of the genus Carlito, a new genus named after the conservationist Carlito Pizarras. He has been modified by the previously introduced teenager called Jack in order to speak English, although he doesn't speak this language in a fluent manner.
The human male known as Richard demands to be called "Tito ♥♥♥♥". In this nickname, "Tito" refers to him thinking he's superior to other ♥♥♥♥ sapiens because he has very high self steem, and he puts special emphasis on the "♥♥♥♥" portion of his nickname in order to make a joke related to male human genitalia.
The previously mentioned ♥♥♥♥ sapiens educated Phillip, although Phillip's parenting wasn't the best because Richard is a presumptuous and greedy member of society. It is also worth noting that Richard has a strong attraction to posh female human beings, reaching the point of wanting to experience sexual pleasure normally evoked in human reproducting acts.
The member to the only extent of the human species designated as "Jack" is amusing, yet he is somehow unwilling to work or use energy.
The human being with a Vietnamese origin nicknamed "Cherry Pie" has actually experienced a gender change, but, to the present time, she hasn't taken action in sexual intercourse with other human beings.
"Chita" runs a tavern which is nearby the characters' living place. She is commonly refered to as "the freak of the weak" alluding to her attractiveness.
This human female is an acquaintance of the Phil human teenager. It is important to state that Jack wants to keep her, as in keeping her as a romantic partner.
But, that course of actions is not going to take place.
I would like to ask you if you could vibrate your body as if you were experiencing rapid convulsions, which are associated with brain disorders such as epilepsy, the presence of certain toxins or other agents in the blood. May I take a small break, because I am about to do something that needs to be done immediately and without delay before attempting other maneuvers.
Allow me to ignite this situation, as in make it more entertaining for all the audience. I will accomplish this by inhaling into my respiratory system more marijuana, which is a preparation of the Cannabis plant intended for use as a psychoactive drug or medicine. Short term side effects of this drug may include a decrease in short-term memory, dry mouth, impaired motor skills, red eyes, and feelings of paranoia or anxiety. Long term side effects may include addiction, decreased mental ability in those who started as teenagers, and behavioral problems in children whose mothers used cannabis during pregnancy. I will, however, take the risk and bear with the consequences (This action has proven not to be futile, since I am now experiencing a sudden fit of happiness.)
Please do inhale the contents of that marijuana cigarette, until this substance reaches my lungs, which are a pair of organs situated within the rib cage, consisting of elastic sacs with branching passages into which air is drawn, so that oxygen can pass into the blood and carbon dioxide be removed.
The Lyrics (Varbose) Continued.
I am currently in posession of grapes, which are berries, typically green (classified as white), purple, red, or black, growing in clusters on a grapevine, eaten as fruit, and used in making wine. My male human offspring, what matter is being reflected into the eyeballs belonging to your cranium thanks to numerous "photons", or, elementary particles which are the quantum of all forms of electromagnetic radiation, including light?
Let us refer to the residence we like to call " the Nutshack"; "nut" being an allusion to a human testicle and "shack" meaning a roughly build place which people inhabit. (I am in complete agreement with that statement of yours)
Let us refer to the residence we like to call " the Nutshack"; "nut" being an allusion to a human testicle and "shack" meaning a roughly build place which people inhabit. (My excitement is so high that I cannot form a comprehensible list of words)
Let us refer to the residence we like to call " the Nutshack"; "nut" being an allusion to a human testicle and "shack" meaning a roughly build place which people inhabit.
Let us refer to the residence we like to call " the Nutshack"; "nut" being an allusion to a human testicle and "shack" meaning a roughly build place which people inhabit.
The Song
The Song (midi version)
The Song (Varbose)
The End.
This is the end of the guide and remember it's the nutshack.
3 comentarios
凯特琳 20 NOV 2017 a las 7:41 p. m. 
did you know it is in fact the peanut house?
(Sir) 26 JUN 2017 a las 7:24 p. m. 
I know where you got this copypasta and i can confirm that this one doesnt have the correct lyrics.
FriskyMisk  [autor] 20 NOV 2016 a las 8:35 a. m. 
Yes.