how to hang yourself

want to hang yourself but you can't do it because you're a huge ♥♥♥♥♥? want to show that you're a suicidal piece of garbage who can't hold down a girlfriend? then follow this guide's tips on how to hang yourself so you can end it all!

step 1

hey guys, nassu here. I'm here to teach you how to hang yourself if you would want to (why would you obviously come here then?). so put this music on while we go through the entire thing

step 2

you'll need a brand new *no loose noose! these nooses are top tier, hand crafted, brand spanking quality nooses that won't break no matter how skinny or fat you are! if you have bought one, great! if you haven't, I suggest you shoot yourself with a pistol now to get it over with.










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step 3

tie the noose to your ceiling fan, dog, or furry suit. it's really simple. if you're mentally brain dead and can't tie a noose, then look below



1. make a knot
2. untie the knot
3. tie the knot again
4. success


or watch this if you really did have your brain shot out

let's hang around

after tying the knot, grab a chair, make some lemonade, drink the lemonade, and put the chair underneath the noose. enter your head through the hole and kick back and relax.

succ-ess

good job you hanged yourself. if you're reading this you're probably a ghost or a dead corpse already, so see you next time with another helpful guide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lidl]

Thank you nassu!

[personal taco trainer]

very helpful followed the steps and it worked great

[Vaxid]

i think they patched this

[bossatrino]

guess this is the last thing im reading before i die

[Orly]

Where the fuck i tie the noose

[vaisendaisen]

nassu being edgey

[nassu]

Both is fine.

[460]

short drop or suspension?

[Miwwa]

Thank you i needed this.

[Ś̸̼e̸w̶3̷r̴_̴r̶v̷t̸s]

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