How To ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in CS:GO!

In this guide, I will teach you how to speak with russians without learning russian, isn't it cool? Xaxaxa.
Note that the words and sentences will be written how you should pronounce them :)

Getting started

Let's begin, b.l.y.a.t! All you need is your tongue, ready to twist and a working mic, so russians can hear you speak "clean" russian.
Dont forget, that words are written in how you should pronounce them, it'll take some time, but in few days of pure practise, you will be the master of russian!
And if you want to support me with some rushing p90-s, then you can use my tradelink, or just add me for a talk. Cya bratan! :)
REMEMBER: ALWAYS WHEN YOU ENTER A GAME, SAY: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ JEST?
And you'll be good :)

Basic words and sentences you need to know

Here are some basic words and sentences you need to know:

Privet - hello

Dosvidanija - goodbye

Paka - bye

Sori - sorry

Rash - rush

Dai drop - drop me

Kak dela - how are you doing

Krasava - nice (when someone ACE's or makes a nice play you tell him that he is krasava)

Adin - one

Dva - two

Tri - three

Chetire - four

Pjat - five

Shest - six

Sem - seven

Vosem - eight

Devet - nine

Deset - ten

For some reason russians use ")" instead of ":)", so when you type a smile use xaxa))) instead of xaxa :))), it will increase the chances of beeing accepted to the crew :D

A littlebit more advanced sentences

Here are some more advanced sentences:

Privet bratan - hey brotha

Kak dila brotishki - how are you doing brothas

Daite drop pliz - plz give me a drop

Nu shto vi sovsem? - guys what's wrong

Rashim B - lets rush b

Pokupaite p90 i rushim b - pokupaite - buy(guys) - i - and rush b

Nu davaite! - Cmon guys

Vodka est? - do you have any vodka?

Very advanced sentences

Here are some hardest things to learn:

On rashit - he's rushing

Daite drop i idem na short/long/midl - drop me and lets go short/long/mid

Mne nada vodki - i need vodka

Privet vladimir, kak idjot? - Hey vladimir, how are you doing?

Mne idjot horosho, kak tebe? - im doing fine, how about you?

If someone asks you: "♥♥♥♥♥♥ jest?", you need to answer: "konesho jest bratan!" which means, of course there is brotha.

Remember, always be friendly when you try to comm. with russians.

Map Callouts

Here are some map calls
Keep in mind that russians use mostly the same callouts as in english so dont expect much ;)

dlina - long
short - short
midl - middle
t spaun - t spawn
ct spaun - ct spawn
a - a
b - b
vodka - vodka *kappa*

How to defend yourself

Here are some words to defend yourself when beeing in trouble

After failing a 1v1: sory patcani zalagala - sorry guys it's lagging

After getting killed - on shto, podrubil? - Did he toggle?

After getting killed with a lucky shot - o nivo WH!! - He has WH!!

Some swear words (I HAD TO)

Suka b.l.yad - i think theres no need to explain

Dibil - re.ta.rd

Zamkni rod - shut your mouth

Fak burgers - f**k burgers (they mean americans :D)

Sosi hui - suck a ---- (you got it)

Eblan - ret.ard

READ: some information

Thanks for readint my guide, it was made in my phone so don't ask why is it so weird. But anyways, i want to thank my friend, Findus, for this great idea.
And if you want to support me with some rushing p90-s, then you can use my tradelink, or just add me for a talk. Cya bratan! :)

[Clazzette]

2021 and this is still a relevant guide. thanks OP

[inst zheka_mayami]

А можешь замутить "How To Polska in CS:GO!" ??)

[the blawg]

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[MihaKoldun]

Day vodki bratishka blyat! ya ne pil 228 let. Polyaki vo vse dirki ebali. Edy otjali(

[Wolf]

Мда. Это даже смешно. XD It's just funny. XD Almost everything is wrong. ;D

[Ebebaca]

I've found some problems in your guide: the problem is with the translation in these 2 sentenses:
Privet vladimir, kak idjot? - Hey vladimir, how are you doing?

Mne idjot horosho, kak tebe? - im doing fine, how about you?

Its copleterly wrong, instead of "kak idjot" you must say "che kak" or "kak dela", because no one say "kak idjot", its just bad translate. And instead "mne idjot horosho" you can say "vse ok", "vse zajebis (everything is f*ckin' awesome)" or "vse otlichno", because "mne idjot horosho" is as bad as "kak idjot". Instead of "kak tebe" you can say "kak sam", because "kak tebe" means "how do you like that"

[kotrow ☂]

mne nada vodki suka blyad burger

[Aura]

Blyat

[HOGS MAD]

actualy you have to grab the worst piece of headset you can find , otherwise they will get suspicious about your russian persona

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Plyat