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How to create Invincible Rock-Candy people as the German Lab Coat Dentist
By Cyan
SIE DORT NICHT MEHR BEWEGEN.

-Do you grasp in your very finger-hands a healing beam of goodness?
-Are you craving to utilize said healing beam of goodness, by activating your supercharge?
-Are you even an individual who would happen to own a certification in medication?

If you answered "ja" to any of these question sentences, then you are in very much requirement of a guide similar to this one!

   
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Grundversorgung von Medikamenten
If you have just begun to begin the career of medicating with medication, there are several precaution step-tips required to be known by said person beginning to begin a career in medication.


-Basic Basics






As the German Lab Coat Dentist, you grasp a multitude of weaponry guns. (WARNING: Some of said weaponry guns may not have potential to injure another human being.)








-The Gun of Syringes










An unusual firearm capable of devastating enemy human gamers with a storm-hurricane of miniature needles.






















-Bonesaw, sawer of many bones











Basic surgical utensil, mainly required to saw through human bones during medication procedures.




















But, these shapes and forms of weaponry are mere toys when one were to compare said weaponry with the most ulilizable and requirable item owned by a German Lab Coat Dentist.

-The Medication Gun







Allowing healination of teammate gamer-humans, and assisting them in their not-dying-ness.




Not to mention the most marvelous of tactics usable on said Medication Gun...


















THE SUPERCHARGE

Was ist eine Überladung?



























The Supercharge, utilized on the Medication Gun of a German Lab Coat Dentist, is an ability to transform your normal everyday household, flesh and bones mercenary:





































Into an UNSTOPPABLE INVINCIBLE ROCK-CANDY MACHINE OF WALKING DEATH:
















































However, humans known as German Lab Coat Dentists are not simply handed on a platter of silver an ability such as wonderful-ish as said Supercharge.






























Haha, nein, nein, one known as said German Lab Coat Dentist must EARN the Supercharge, working to do so by spreading goodness and healing-ness to teammates.




















But, do not do the fret-worrying! The very guide you read with your vision balls will teach you how to acquire the Supercharge as the German Lab Coat Dentist!

Das Verfahren
The steps to acquiring the Supercharge are rather the simple type, yet even those human beings that claim themselves to be the most experienced of German Lab Coat Dentists from one time to another find themselves lost.

Ex:

How many German Lab Coat Dentists believe they act:




























When in the void of nothingness they call reality:















But once again, do not of the worrying, as this guide will assist you in your troubling troubles!





Step 1:

If you as an individual called a German Lab Coat Dentist require the Supercharge, you will be in need of a single individual on your team, such as Jim here.








Step 2:

Supercharge progress is in requiring of healing a teammate, so now you must start to begin to grasp your Medication Gun, and heal your team friend with said gun.






Step 7 1/2:

If you were to look in this very corner with your somewhat useful seeing orbs, you would be able to see the progress-acquiration of your amount of Supercharge.





Step 274:

As your Supercharge bar reaches greater heights, you simply wait, with Jim in a hoping state to acquire said Supercharge on a sooner time schedule.











Step Schmerz und Leiden:

With your Supercharge nearly nearing completion, you remain in states of anticipation-excitement, and you cannot do the waiting to create your Rock-Candy invincible mercenary.










Step Sieben hundert tausend sechshundert und achtundzwanzig:

While the Supercharge is almost in a complete stage, you contemplate life.







Step SAUERKRAUT:

Now that you've acquired your rightly deserved Supercharge, it has come to the time to UTILIZE SAID SUPERCHARGE







Step 9,271,582,501,301,836.000013:

The only piece of the Supercharge puzzle game-puzzle that appears to be missing is the activation, which is the button on the computer mouse, being the right click button. Clicking said button activates the SUPERCHARGE.





Step step step step step step:


Said beautiful Supercharge you've wasted your life-existence building lasts and is used for an entire timespan schedule of 8 seconds.









(Note: Supercharge activated actually lasts approximately 8.000004012121 seconds)
ES IST VOLLBRACHT






Congratulations, hoffnungsloser narr!



















If you were one to do the completing of these step-guidances, then you must've acquired the capability to create the invincible rock-candy people from the wonders of the Supercharge!










Assist your friend-team-members!
Utilize the Supercharge to defeat certain oppositions!
Support large teammate men to ensure their not-death!











Also, don't heal Scouts.
It's a waste of your time.

















































I don't care.

Overhealed Scouts don't help in any way, shape, or form.






















Well, then. Now, the next time it happens to occur that you hear an individual on your team call out the following two word-letters:




Instinct will revive your mind-brain, powering you to realize what it is you must do!
2 Comments
murrald Jan 21, 2017 @ 7:48am 
yea but eith th enew update its gud to heal scouts as quick fix happens to all medi guns and using ctrts on scout is fun
Spanky Sep 3, 2016 @ 8:23pm 
As a scout, I am very offended by this. Everyone keeps oppressing us. Scout Lives Matter! SLM! SLM! SLM!