Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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Spam noisemakers without pressing the action key
By stashymane
Annoy everyone with the noisemaker without breaking your action key.
   
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Prerequisites
  • The console enabled (Options > Keyboard > Advanced)
  • Any currently-active noisemaker equipped
WARNING: THIS MAY CRASH YOUR GAME
If the server you are on does not support the wait command, your game will instantly crash. Check out the TF2 wiki for a tester if the wait command works.
Casual servers currently support this command, but I cannot vouch for competitive.

Also, if you have the duel item in your action key slot, you will basically have a bad time, as the menus will keep opening non-stop and neither the console nor the toggle work while in the menu.
SPAM THAT ♥♥♥♥
If you want to do this quick and dirty:
alias actn-spm "+use_action_slot_item;wait 100;actn-spm";actn-spm;
This will start spamming the second you press enter in the console and will stop when you either close the game or change the noisemakerspam alias to something else.

If you want to toggle the spam with a key:
alias actn-spm actn-spm1; alias actn-spm1 "echo Action spam ON;alias actn-spm-s actn-spm-l;alias actn-spm actn-spm0;actn-spm-l;"; alias actn-spm0 "echo Action spam OFF;alias actn-spm-s wait;alias actn-spm actn-spm1"; alias actn-spm-l "+use_action_slot_item;wait 100;actn-spm-s"; alias actn-spm-s actn-spm-l; bind [KEY] actn-spm;
Be sure to replace "[KEY]" with the key you wish and save this all to your autoexec.cfg.
If you're going to copy this into your console, which you can do, paste this line-by-line, as this entire thing is too long to fit.
Annoy everyone!
Congratulations! You did it. Time to annoy everyone in the server.
49 Comments
FlyAway Dec 5, 2020 @ 1:37pm 
ok but WHAT THE ACTION KEY TO GIVE SOMEONE A SERCERT SAXXTON OR OSM3S
GigaChad´s Grandson Dec 3, 2020 @ 2:12pm 
me too lmao
serb cutter Dec 3, 2020 @ 11:11am 
Thanks man. I keep coming back to copy the script.
hold my beer and watch this. Aug 24, 2020 @ 1:06pm 
aa21 d
Aug 23, 2020 @ 8:10am 
hell ye
Aug 23, 2020 @ 7:42am 
it's that date of time again
real british joker (real) Dec 18, 2019 @ 9:03am 
This crashed my computer lol
ml0301 Aug 23, 2019 @ 6:50am 
thank you
Aug 23, 2019 @ 5:51am 
just for TF2's birthday, thanks.
boob Dec 20, 2018 @ 11:10am 
i got banned from a trade server for using these