How to deal with MIdgets

A guide on dealing with Midgets in DW

Midgets

So Meny People know of Midgets in DW. More so me then any other Midget. but i decided to make dis guide in hopes to give new players a heads up on how to deal with me and other midgets

Known Midgets

Here is a list of the know midgets that play DW

Φ MightyMidget
Voodoo (normaly a clone of Φ MightyMidget)

More will be added when sited

The Nature Of Midgets

Midgets are rare and close to extinction which has caused to to become a very hardy and tought people. they normaly play the knight class as they like to be "Tanky" and take more dmg then others.

Honor!!!!
Midgets have a strong sense of Honor and like things to be kept in order. howether Midgets are known to break the rules when enraged by nubs which leads me to there next trait....

Nubs!!!!!!
the nemisis and bane of all midgets nubs are the low lv/low skill players dat will normally LMB spam or roam in packs to take down more skilled prey. which normaly ends up being midgets. Because of dis Midgets will normally kill nubs on site even when they are in groups due to there time old hate for them.

Weaponry
Midgets normaly use weapons such as the Sword of war or the Halberd and are normaly always seen useing only the knight class. however they do have a likeness to high dmg dealing weaps such as the Poleaxe and are know to behave weirdly when useing such a weap. i shall go futher on dis later

Weakness
now for one of the most if not the most important part of dis guide. How to deal with midgets.

There are meny ways to take down a midget when they are alone but very rarely they are seen in groups in which they become nearly unkillable.but on to the list of ways to kill a midget.....

Ganking
Guns
Spartans
Backstabs
More advanced players
Water
Large Black Holes
Massive Boulders
and last but not least feints

Poping Time

As i said erlier Midgets are known to behave in weird ways when useing high dmg weaps such as a Poleaxe.This is normaly refered to as "Poping time" in which the Midget will become crazed with the desire to "POP" heads. They do dis has they belive dis give there god "The Dark Lord" Power. They Performe a small ritual in which they will pop the head of there victime or already dead player And Shout "POP" as the head explodes before moving onto there next target. Dis has also been known to have an Influence on other players in the server. Which causes them to start useing the Poleaxe and peform the same ritual as the Midget Which can cause the entire server to spam "POP POP POP" while exploding heads. When a midget is in this state they can be very hard to kill and even turn on team mates in the name of there god so be alert when a midget is in dis state when on your team.

More Info on midgets will be posted here when discovered

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