Heroes and General Weapon Naming

If you're having trouble thinking of a good for your gun, then this guide will help you! (Can't sue us if this guide isn't helpful)

LMG JOHNSON

I don't have a johnson (ᴗ ʖ̯ᴗ) but if i did I would rename it to "My Big Johnson" because it fits. The letter limit.

MrMaselko suggested "Johnson MLG"

BAR

Rcommended by Nazbol is epic "Big *ss Rifle"

Colt 1911

"Light in Darkness" light in shining darkness was too long so i had to shorten it.

PPS-43

I've added a black paint job to mine and renamed it to "Russian MP40" because of how there's almost no recoil and how they both look alike

AVS-36

I renamed my AVS to "SVT40 on Steroid" for looking like the SVT40 but being so much more

DEGTYARYOV DP 28

I renamed this long-ranged sniper rifle to "Record Plays You" because of how easy it is to ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of anyone you see. (Including teammates) Also it was nicknamed "russian record player"

PPSH-41

one name for this chainsaw is "PPSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". Oh come on, you know damn right they're yeling.

PPSH-41 "Daddy" Fun fact: the sound a ppsh makes sound like the russian word for daddy.

"Drum Roll" the 5 seconds of missing helps.

ccmalex suggested "Soviet Garden Hose" for clear reasons.

PTRD-41

change the name to "PTSD" because at the end of the day they will go mad.

FG-42

One name that makes the most sense is "FG-420".

GRANOLA BAR 34

With the power of rolled oats, nuts, honey you'll be unstoppable

M1917 REVOLVER

A good name for both of the revolvers is "It's High Noon"
and "Dirty Harry" recently commented by Virtually Karma

GRENADES

If you want copy and paste "SPAM™" if you're satan's baby.

RPG-43/STICKY GRENADE

A good name for both tank hand grenades is "Can Opener"

WAY YOU CAN HELP

I don't really play anyone beside soviet so leave a comment of a gun's new name and if it's good enough I'll put in the guide with your name

NAMES THAT WORK FOR ALL/FACTIONS GUNS

"The Delayed Abortion" -[Dawnlight]

"GET SOME" and "Better Red Than Dead" both suggested by Nazbol is epic, just to show i still sorta care about this guide maybe

H3

"Little Nuke" suggestion by Burning Demon

STG 44

I giggled when i saw IncendiaryBullet's comment saying "STD 44"

xX~¤=>€mi|-Jensen<=¤~Xx (DK), donkey kong recomends "STeroid Gun 44"

MP-34

Also xX~¤=>€mi|-Jensen<=¤~Xx (DK) suggested "Type 100"

M1 Garand

"This Machine" requested by Cromturion which is a reference to fallout new vegas' M1 garand which is an another reference to Woody Guthrie's guitar with a label saying "this machine kills fascist"

[DaMedicWhoSezNi]

any pistol "thanks for the gun"

[we are the illuminati]

"Carl Johnson" for the Johnson LMG.

[Pavārs]

I called my MG34 ''Flashbang 34'' because I can't aim anything with it because of the muzzle flash I get.

[NotEpic]

I came over someone's M1M2 and it's named "Sturmgewehr's daddy"

[jbgaming5012]

nice i like this guide good job

[CruzControl3.0]

Pre nerf M2 Carbine ''The Forum filler''

[MrMaselko]

How about M1 Grand for the garand

[Cromturion]

"This Machine" for M1 Garand

[K3psu]

I named my Kar98k "M1/M2 Car-a-biner98k"

[reggie woods5]

also BAR : Big Ass Rifle