How to properly make a microwave headcrab casserole!

This guide will show you how to properly make a microwave headcrab casserole!

Obtaining a headcrab

Here is how you could obtain a headcrab.

First go to your local headcrab nest or combine headcrab shell, or just to your nearest headcrab zombie.

Remember, if you are gonna take on a zombie, make sure you bring a gun, but if its a shell or a nest just step on it or something.

Once you got your headcrab, make sure its not a poison headcrab THEY ARE NOT EDIBLE!

If you are about to just reach your hand in a headcrab shell, please put on some gloves, I doubt you want to get bit by one or get its icky goo that has a disgusting fishy smell on you!

But if you got a regular headcrab or a fast headcrab, then you are ready to begin!

Preparing the headcrab

Now its time to prepare the headcrab!

First step is the most importent, CLEAN THE HEADCRAB!

Now dash some lemon juice over the headcrab.

Then, put a pinch of salt and pepper on the headcrabs legs.

After that, spread some breadcrumbs over its entire body, and dont forget the BBQ sauce!

Almost there! Now all you have to do is put it in the fridge and let it settle.

REMEMBER MAKE SURE ITS DEAD!

Cooking the headcrab!

Now its time to cook the headcrab, first take it out of the fridge and put it in your microwave, set the timer to 15 minutes! Once the microwave beeps its all done! But since its a casserole, put some chicken soup and some mashed potatos around it, the headcrab goes really well with them! Anyway we are done! Enjoy your headcrab!

[stan]

how do i fit the guts inside my microrave

[Black Mesa Security Guard]

Ah yes. Did this once Back at black mesa. Fun times... Untill it exploded because it was alive.

[RTGreenFrog]

You should give this to your vortugaunt friends to tame them

[RTGreenFrog]

Do you remove the teeth?

[RTGreenFrog]

Finnaly finished cleaning now i will try this again

[Nashlineer]

Well, The only microwave I could Find all-ready had a Non-Headcrab Casserole, so i had to setal for the next best thing, A Anti-Mass Spectromiter! at 105% no less, and It Made a Resanance Cascade happen! Or was it the crystel, all i Know is that, the Headcrab was great! Though When I stomped on it it kinda got a bit mushy...

[RTGreenFrog]

I think i did the power too high it was set to 500 and i think the headcrab was still alive AHHHHHHH IT EXPLLODED

[Lum]

Wait for the glowing to start and listen for the bubbly popping sound's around the surface's...

[Mr void Dragon]

reemmber to set your microwave to 105% power for the extra resolution

[Priscilla (Laila Sandra)]

Instructions unclear: head stuck in microwave